I'm thinking of doing a review of 'Drunken Master' or 'Fit to Kill' next

why dont you make one SHEENA reviews

Cause I want you to make one

hei pure you are sure about that ???

my english is not that good

You don;t need that good english as long as it's understandable

and how about portuguese i think you guys understand

is not realy a reviews is more like funy sinpose

? muito tempo atr?s uma familia com uma filha [Sheena] foram para africa ca?ar cangurus e nessa derradeira aventura os pais dessa crian?a morreram devido a um terrivel acidente em que uma manada de canguru os passou simplesmente a ferro afim da filha [Sheena] nao ficar desemparada no meio dos macacos ao deus dar? uma feiticeira de uma tribo africana a adptou e criou o a como sendo sua filha mas essa feiticeira foi acusada injustamente de ter morto um lid?r politico foi entao que Sheena e newsman [Vic Casey] foram obrigados a fugir enquanto perseguidos por mercenarios contratados pelo assasino que queria assumir o poder

uma historia com belas paisagens de africa e com uma mamas pelo meio

Could have just posted:

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*bump*

Nobody interested in putting up some reviews? Didn't expect that

mi english is very bad sorry

Well it can always be altered with approval of yourself off course, also your posts usually crack me up so imagine a whole review of that
You can always post 'em here and see how or what

Yes, telmo, see it ass practice...

Yeah telmo! The winner gets a spaceship!!!

the best guy i have seen till today to make reviews his mromariz but only for mainstream movies

the guy his expert in that

Yeah, I thought that I'll be shitting out those reviews as I used to. But I just don't have the time for that ATM. Sleeping three hours a day I'm already kinda on the limit of my time stretching possibilities

You are a sick man, 5 hours is the minimum for me if i should be keeping it up a while

Yeah, I know... But I'm not complaining, when I'll have enough of this I'll slow down

h-i-b-e-r-n-a-t-e

well depends what you do i guess
if you work like 12+ hours a day and then do 3 hours of sleep it sure sucks!
i couldn't do it for long
but i hate doing overtime in general (don't really need the money, so motivation is at a minimum )
your whole evening ruined, you get home on like 9, 10pm or even later, perhaps eat then if haven't done so at work, shower and then stay up a few hours tops by watching some TV and then go to bed again ( you have to stay up a few hours even when tired otherwise you get a 24/7 work feeling)
and a few hours later Alarm goes off again...just plain sucks.

i'm really sad most of my pictures are gone on a lot of my reviews
here is one i managed to save from the internet monsters


Lone Wolf McQuade
(4.5 out of 5 Pure Quality Stars)











Walker, Texas Ranger the movie!
Not really, but it has a lot of similar characteristics.

• Chuck Norris plays a Texas Ranger out for the good of the People
• A Chuck wanna be side kick
• The Finishing move: Round house kick to the face

The movie starts out with an overflow of awesome.

We see this 280 pound mexican that looks like hes going to pop twins out at any moment with his floppy boobs riding around on a horse stealing ..... more horses.
Then we see our hero, The Norris.
He's up top firing mind bullets at the dirty mexican'ts making sure they shit their pants just before he blows their ass away.











Just before he pulls out his high powered sniper rifle, he sees the dumb ass sheriff patrol rolling down the hill. (Because in this movie, Chuck Norris, aka. Lone Wolf McQuade is the only intelligent law enforcer in the entire movie.) After the time it takes for Chuck to give a big sigh of disappoint at the Colossal pile of morons with badges, their caught and disarmed by the mexicans.
Mr. Norris doesn't joke around so he loads his rifle up with some Chuck Tipped Bullets.






They looked exactly like this.



Everything they hit exploded, twice.


Needless to say, McQuade Freed all the horses, retarded rangers, and managed to completely slay all the bad horse stealin' thieves.










After all the non-kung fu enemies get dominated the real villains of the story show up.






And this is pretty much their reaction.













Imagine having 47 tons of awesome powered roundhouse kicks to the face for 105 minutes, then you'll get "Lone Wolf McQuade"

We need more stinkin' reviews IMO. Was thinking of maybe adding a new subsection @ the Bad movies section mainly for reviews.

*locked and unstickied* because of the new subsection.