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I would like to start a game that everyone can play. (The Rules)...... they are pretty simple
i will start the game of by saying something like.

"i woke up one morning, opend my curtains only to find that."

and thats where i would leave it ^^the first person who reads it would continue the story with whatever they wanted to add to it. they could type something like " 5 little dwarfs doing the conger line in my garden. so i"
then the next person would something as long as it continued from the story above. (example) so the story would go like.

i woke up one morning, opend my curtains only to find <next person>5 little dwarfs doing the conger line in my garden. so i"

ok i hope you got that shall we begin

i woke up one fine sunny morning, i opend my curtains only to find that.........


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i woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get......


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my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon. ;)

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i woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:10 pm
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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my [b]stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads.


Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:34 pm
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Pure wrote:
I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my [b]stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads.
and then he fart! Goddamn two head horny dragon!

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:38 pm
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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my [b]stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! goddamn two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis. I had to act fast!


Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:42 pm
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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my [b]stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! goddamn two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis. I had to act fast!

Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.


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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my [b]stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! goddamn two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis. I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:51 pm
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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my [b]stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! goddamn two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis. I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to


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flyingsheepcannon wrote:
I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my [b]stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! goddamn two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis. I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to
kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!

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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
...
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them


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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
...
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies.

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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for...


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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!


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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!
When I arrived at my destination, not only did I find donald duck getting a blow job from mini mouse, but mickey mouse was....


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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!
When I arrived at my destination, not only did I find donald duck getting a blow job from mini mouse, but mickey mouse was.... Horny as hell. Then Goofy comes down and unzip his pants and start to play with his "floofy". And then he asked him self: "Why the fuck we always get this story to porn??? Ok, Micky is hot, but I know he is slut becase he have sex with Steven Affleck..." Oh what a scene. Steven was so bissy, that he didn't come to save all the people on Titanic....

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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!
When I arrived at my destination, not only did I find donald duck getting a blow job from mini mouse, but mickey mouse was.... Horny as hell. Then Goofy comes down and unzip his pants and start to play with his "floofy". And then he asked him self: "Why the fuck we always get this story to porn??? Ok, Micky is hot, but I know he is slut becase he have sex with Steven Affleck..." Oh what a scene. Steven was so bissy, that he didn't come to save all the people on Titanic.
Steven changed his mind.But saving those people will be a hard task - on Titanic are armies of terrorists and zombies. Stevem get his AK-47 and came to Titanic...
Then terrorist's atom bomb placed in Titanic has exploded...


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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!
When I arrived at my destination, not only did I find donald duck getting a blow job from mini mouse, but mickey mouse was.... Horny as hell. Then Goofy comes down and unzip his pants and start to play with his "floofy". And then he asked him self: "Why the fuck we always get this story to porn??? Ok, Micky is hot, but I know he is slut becase he have sex with Steven Affleck..." Oh what a scene. Steven was so bissy, that he didn't come to save all the people on Titanic.
Steven changed his mind.But saving those people will be a hard task - on Titanic are armies of terrorists and zombies. Stevem get his AK-47 and came to Titanic...
Then terrorist's atom bomb placed in Titanic has exploded... Just what everyone wanted. In it's explosion...


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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!
When I arrived at my destination, not only did I find donald duck getting a blow job from mini mouse, but mickey mouse was.... Horny as hell. Then Goofy comes down and unzip his pants and start to play with his "floofy". And then he asked him self: "Why the fuck we always get this story to porn??? Ok, Micky is hot, but I know he is slut becase he have sex with Steven Affleck..." Oh what a scene. Steven was so bissy, that he didn't come to save all the people on Titanic.
Steven changed his mind.But saving those people will be a hard task - on Titanic are armies of terrorists and zombies. Stevem get his AK-47 and came to Titanic...
Then terrorist's atom bomb placed in Titanic has exploded... Just what everyone wanted. In it's explosion...
i found your mum having dirty ladder sex with a 3ft high midget who had escaped from a circus (conviniently placed on an iceberg for plot continuity) the midget was just squirting over your mums hairy balls when...

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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!
When I arrived at my destination, not only did I find donald duck getting a blow job from mini mouse, but mickey mouse was.... Horny as hell. Then Goofy comes down and unzip his pants and start to play with his "floofy". And then he asked him self: "Why the fuck we always get this story to porn??? Ok, Micky is hot, but I know he is slut becase he have sex with Steven Affleck..." Oh what a scene. Steven was so bissy, that he didn't come to save all the people on Titanic.
Steven changed his mind.But saving those people will be a hard task - on Titanic are armies of terrorists and zombies. Stevem get his AK-47 and came to Titanic...
Then terrorist's atom bomb placed in Titanic has exploded... Just what everyone wanted. In it's explosion...
i found your mum having dirty ladder sex with a 3ft high midget who had escaped from a circus (conviniently placed on an iceberg for plot continuity) the midget was just squirting over your mums hairy balls when the Two Headed Horny Dragon wanted to join in on the fun. Good thing this all happened during the explosion other wise we would have...


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Pure wrote:
I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!
When I arrived at my destination, not only did I find donald duck getting a blow job from mini mouse, but mickey mouse was.... Horny as hell. Then Goofy comes down and unzip his pants and start to play with his "floofy". And then he asked him self: "Why the fuck we always get this story to porn??? Ok, Micky is hot, but I know he is slut becase he have sex with Steven Affleck..." Oh what a scene. Steven was so bissy, that he didn't come to save all the people on Titanic.
Steven changed his mind.But saving those people will be a hard task - on Titanic are armies of terrorists and zombies. Stevem get his AK-47 and came to Titanic...
Then terrorist's atom bomb placed in Titanic has exploded... Just what everyone wanted. In it's explosion...
i found your mum having dirty ladder sex with a 3ft high midget who had escaped from a circus (conviniently placed on an iceberg for plot continuity) the midget was just squirting over your mums hairy balls when the Two Headed Horny Dragon wanted to join in on the fun. Good thing this all happened during the explosion other wise we would have...


.....had to come up with a way to rewrite it so that there was more dragon/midget sex taking place because as we all know that shit is...

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I woke up one fine sunny morning, i opened my curtains only to find that a two headed dragon was giving my neighbors a blow job! So then I went to my secret closet to get my early morning fix so I could chase the dragon and go to my stinking labrador and smoke his poop.
Finally the shite was kicking in and i was able to chase that damn dragon cause now I really wanted to know how he got them two heads and then he farted! GODDAMN two headed horny dragon! Before I knew it... this dragon was sucking off two of my three pensis.
I had to act fast!
Quickly grabbing my huge enormous BALLS, I started slowly rubbing his head to show him that he's like my doggy bitch.
And then we begin dog style with all four legs. hmmm... how we do it with four legs? And then the neighbours cat get horny and joined in.
After my explosive cum shot blew everyone's brains out, I decided it was time to eat. I set out to kill that horny granny bitch that watch all of this and keep smiling.... goddamn horny porny grannys!
I've finally set up the meanest B.A.T. (Bitch Ass Trap) for that fucking horny granny and all of them that come with her. I'll make them some deleciouse fudge nut brownies. I knew how much grandma loved brownies. As I was dipping the secret ingredient (my nuts) into the mix, a wonderful idea came to me. I need to go on a mission, a mission for the good, a mission to squad Euro Disney!
When I arrived at my destination, not only did I find donald duck getting a blow job from mini mouse, but mickey mouse was.... Horny as hell. Then Goofy comes down and unzip his pants and start to play with his "floofy". And then he asked him self: "Why the fuck we always get this story to porn??? Ok, Micky is hot, but I know he is slut becase he have sex with Steven Affleck..." Oh what a scene. Steven was so bissy, that he didn't come to save all the people on Titanic.
Steven changed his mind.But saving those people will be a hard task - on Titanic are armies of terrorists and zombies. Stevem get his AK-47 and came to Titanic...
Then terrorist's atom bomb placed in Titanic has exploded... Just what everyone wanted. In it's explosion...
i found your mum having dirty ladder sex with a 3ft high midget who had escaped from a circus (conviniently placed on an iceberg for plot continuity) the midget was just squirting over your mums hairy balls when the Two Headed Horny Dragon wanted to join in on the fun. Good thing this all happened during the explosion other wise we would have had to come up with a way to rewrite it so that there was more dragon/midget sex taking place because as we all know that shit is FSTF!!!


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