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http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0 ... 90,00.html


is there a Uwe Boll fan site?
if not, we should email him and tell him to keep making
awesome movies :wtf: :rain: :poop:

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I want to vote him out if I can find the site. He should retire from game movies and make incredible self written turds.

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http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

OH YEAH :bang:

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Holy crap, in 10 seconds time it had 20 signers more!!!

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IMO he should do whatever the fuck he wants. He'll be making crap movies one way or the other. :pooper:


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Pure wrote:
IMO he should do whatever the fuck he wants. He'll be making crap movies one way or the other. :pooper:


Yeah, but that's okay. He can make other movies.
I just want them game movies to be good. Not that it is possible 95% of the time.

He should not retire completely from the movie scene
The porn industry mixed with gaming industry must be a nice job for him

Mario and Luigi fucking the princess
Doom monster running naked buttfucking female space marines
Etc, etc

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i thought the petition was for him to RETIRE

meaning no more movies :non:

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Yup, that's why i'm not signing x)


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Uwe don't leave us :aww:


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY

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elguaxo wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY

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fucking brilliant :cracked: :cracked:

i'm not a fucking retard like michael bay :cracked: :cracked: :cracked: :cracked:

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he is the ONLY FUCKING GENESIS IN THE FUCKING BUSINESS


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BEST STATEMENT EVER

:shocky: :shocky: :shocky: :shocky:

No... seriously... best EVAH :shocky:

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don't forget to sign here! http://www.petitiononline.com/ub221965/petition.html

Edit: look here, petition nr. 280
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280. Michael Bay - Hello, this is Michael Bay. You might remember me as the director of such fine films as Transformers, Bad Boys II, Armageddon, and the video collection of the band formerly known as Great White(R.I.P.) I thank god every day that we have such fine internet movie critics such as SomethingAwful's Mr. Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka and the staff of Planetavp.com to bring the failings of Dr. Uwe Boll to the public. Without their hard work and expert critical knowledge of film, Mr. Dr. uwe Boll's movies might be taken seriously like that hack M. Night Shamyalan. So it might surprise you that I'm signing this petition in favor of Dr. Mr. Boll. So that he can continue to crap movies out of his ass and I can continue to stomp him in every concievable way. So keep on keeping on Dr. Boll, maybe you'll get Jim Carrey to play the lead in the Farcry movie.


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Michael Bay and Eli Roth Respond to Uwe Boll?s Comments
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/09/mic ... -comments/

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hahahaha this is amazing ROCK ON UWE :cracked:


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:haha: :haha:


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WTF
I just saw the youtube video of Uwe.

He must be on some kind of drug

But... I've to say. A man who casts Ralph Moeller a lot of times, MUST be a genius.

I can't wait for Uwe to make a Conan movie with Ralph. Where Ralph fucks again women and slashes off heads

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ah the saga continues...

this time Boll challenges Bay for a boxing match... i swear to god that i'm not kidding :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlJ3VLGDOVE

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ooooh man
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100000 lux bucks and my virginity on Uwe :pooper:

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"I care about him" HAHAHAHA

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:haha: this is so funny, almost surreal


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VISITING UWE- THE UWE BOLL HOMESTORY
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A new documentary about everyone's favorite film director is available online free for anyone to stream.


http://www.ws-avantgarde.de/visitinguwe/

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i will defiantly have to check that out

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:cracked: :pooper:

Uwe FTW! :pork:

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B-Movie News wrote:
Uwe Boll is the James Brown of genera. He is the hardest working man in show business. If an outraged video game fan doesn't kill him a heart attack will, as he is slated to direct half a dozen films and produce even more. Lets have a look what's going on?

SILENT NIGHT IN ALGONA
This movie tells the story of the German POW camp in Algona, Iowa. Local fear turns to friendship as the community is drawn together at Christmas time via a unique gift that will stand as a symbol of peace for many generations to come. Astronaut Buzz Aldrin who of course was the second man on the moon will be lending his acting skill to this production.

THE THROWAWAYS
Homeless people are "disappearing" at an unprecedented rate from the streets of New York City. A determined reporter and a renegade cop must uncover this mysterious and baffling situation without risking losing their lives.

THE SCIENCE OF BEING COOL
According to the Inaccurate Movie Database, Boll is no longer directing this movie but his company Boll Kino Beteiligungs is still distributing it.

BLOODRAYNE 3
According to the Inaccurate Movie Database, Boll is no longer directing this movie but is still acting as the writer and producer.

As previously reported Boll is also set to direct Rampage, The Storm, Janjaweed, Untitled Max Schmeling Biography, Sabotage 1943, and Zombie Massacre.

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:pooper: :pooper: :pooper: :pooper: :pooper: :pooper: :aww:

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BOLL PREDICTS HIS RAZZIE

The nominations for the Golden Raspberry (Razzies) Awards have been announced. The Razzie acknowledges the worst achievement in cinema. Without shock our Dr Uwe Boll is up again for several awards. This could be his year, and why not he 2008 gave us some of the best film's he has ever made. This is what Dr. Boll has to say about the matter.

uwe boll: "that I'm this time also nominated as best supporting actor against stars like BEN KINGSLEY and PIERCE BROSNAN shows that my genius comes more and more into his peak stadium! all my three movies are nominated in different categories: IN THE NAME OF THE KING (what an epic masterpiece with tons of stars like jason statham), TUNNELRATS (against Tunnelrats Clint Eastwoods bullshit Letters of Imovio ..or what the fuck was the title of that movie ...is an amateurclip of brainwashed patriots) and of course POSTAL (where Dave Foley dick is in a very nice shot --i created in inspiration of Jean Luc Gordards work in the sixties...you remember: the black and white stuff with jean paul belmondo...and Verne Troyer gets raped by 1000 monkeys (this was inspired by the later work of Gus van Sant .especially the work he is doing in his trailers...).!
I never won a razzie ...but this year I'm sure that there is no way around Uwe Boll so that finally I get the award I deserve!"


LESLIE MORRIS 26.01.09


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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UWE!!! :aww:

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