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i saw the trailor for the new last house on the left

and the chick that gets shot.... lives

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Are these old news?
A remake of Oldboy, directed by Spielberg and starring Will Smith. Sounds like a joke to you? Read here.


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i've heard a lot of rumors about an oldboy remake

either the rumors keep getting created then shot down
or the production producers can't decide what they want to do yet


either way, i doubt they'll have the original ending
not PC enough for hollywood x)

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I bet Oldboy remake would be PG-13 :lol:

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yes oldboys are around 13 :teeth:


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:lol: hey, it's Hollywood, anything is possible :lol:

evil 13-year-old girls as villains are popular in Hollywood anyway :lol:

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According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kurt Wimmer, writer/director of sci-fi action films Equilibrium and Ultraviolet has been tapped by Columbia pictures to pen the upcoming remake of Total Recall.


http://screenrant.com/kurt-wimmer-writi ... ofi-11461/


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The only thing Total Recall needs is the violence that has been cut out restored back in. so we have another Robocop-ish edition.

This does NOT require a remake.... yet.

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agreed
i rather see something original


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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (2011)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201134/

FUCK! :pork:


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i hope they have the same budget :lol:

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Hollywood can't make a good movie with low budget now :lol:

too much money is spent on CGI I guess :lol:

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i love CONAN :muf: :muf: :furlick:

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You love dogs?


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cona means cunt.

And looking at the color telmo used. he likes it bloody :teeth:

it also means coffee. but... can't imagine red coffee.

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Well then apparently he's a true captain, at least thats whats always been told to me. A true captain also sails the red sea :lol: (sounds better in Dutch :lol: )


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Captain Redbeard, the most feared pirate of the seven seas! yaarrrrr

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CONA means in english pussy :cracked: :cheer:

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:lol: Thanks I'll try to remember :haha:


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Conan is a hoax. Says 2010 on the poster, 2011 on IMDB

I've seen many faces pass, including Roland Kickinger.
Now it says Dolph, rumored. pffff

Dolph is too old. If they go for an oldie, go for Ralph Moeller :bang: :bang: he played Conan 12 years ago

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yeah Dolph is too old, he's 52 now :)
good to play a cop or a soldier at that age, but not a shirtless head-chopping barbarian getting off on his big heavy sword wearing a skirt :)

i am sure they are around , but can't think of an actor in his 30's who could play Conan atm


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Conan should be arnold only, maybe a young conan could be .... man don't know. Howabout the Rock?!


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Howabout the Rock?!


Nah... :non:

This guy has Barbarian written all over him though.

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Although our source was very secure (and double checked), George Clooney's publicist tells us that he will not be in Paramount's remake of Pet Sematary. We're going to look further into this story as it appears that they are beginning to cast the film, which is based on a Stephen King adaptation. The film, which is being written by Dave Kajganich, Mike Werb and Michael Colleary, follows a family moving to a small Maine town with a pet cemetery and an Indian burial ground, in 1989 (in the original).


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As long as they keep the original OST, I'm OK with that :lol:


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catchy tune :haha:


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I heard there's gonna be remake (2010) of a classic russian movie Viy (Spirit of evil). God damn i think they gonna ruin this classic horror tale.


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How exactly might they ruin the tale? I mean, are they going to go from house to house, burn the books and copies of the original movie, murder everyone who know the original story and erase it from existence completely? Because, if they simply shoot a remake and fuck it up, the original tale will remain untouched. Did they ruin remake of Assault on Precinct 13? I heard they did. Did it ruin the Carpenter's movie? Not at all.

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