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Just saw this in a blog, they better not fuck it up them bastards! :aaa:

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I doubt they will fuck it up

Old one was a nice fantasy movie for kids (even though an arm is chopped off with blood and stuff)

This one is produced by Rodriguez and I've faith that this will be a blood and guts movie and lots of sensuality... or in other words. Assrape, tits and lots of nudity

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It has Rose McGowan. :dicky:


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It has Rose McGowan. :dicky:


oh yeah, that too

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It has Rose McGowan. :dicky:


oh yeah, that too


so how exactly does that match up agains brigitte nielsen? not that I wouldn't fuck both (preferrebly at the same time)

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I don't know man, I'll have to see some of it first


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If she trains like Jessica Biel did for Blade Trinity I'm all up for it.

Nielsen was big, I'll give you that, but sucked at everything else she did :D
Including Stallone

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Biel

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Look at those arms.
Downside is the loss of tit space.

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Roosseeeeeeeeeeee :drool:

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i think its gonna suck ass, most likely they will just load it up with special effects, but overlook the story, or something like that and its gonna be a pretty piece of nothing


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hmm perhaps they want to turn it into a trilogy or something, otherwise i see no real reason for a remake apart from the all mighty $ of course

can easily create some other warrior woman from scratch, but once again they play it save

but probably will watch it anyway since it has Rose McGowan, which i like over since she did The Doom Generation back in '95 as that crazy bitch Amy Blue


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I doubt they will fuck it up

Old one was a nice fantasy movie for kids (even though an arm is chopped off with blood and stuff)

This one is produced by Rodriguez and I've faith that this will be a blood and guts movie and lots of sensuality... or in other words. Assrape, tits and lots of nudity


lol I totaly want to watch this shit right here now :bang: :! :pooper: :stupid: :cracked: :huge: :bamby: :cow: :crzy: :clown: :swing: :pop: :muf: :bangger: :yah: :banger: :dancer: :pik: :bday: :wtf:


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Rodriguez is usually real good, and rose is hot, add some blood and BAM! good movie!


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hairy pussy!? BAM! good film. ^


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Rodriguez is usually real good...


Yeah, especially Spy Kids trilogy. :pukey:


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hairy pussy!?


Looks more like hairy butt. Or balls. Hard to say :D

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hairy pussy!?


Looks more like hairy butt. Or balls. Hard to say :D


you never know, with her :D

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Samuel L. Jackson has the right stuff to play Sho'nuff.

The actor is set to star in a remake of the 1985 cult martial arts classic The Last Dragon, The Hollywood Reporter reports.

Originated by the late Julius Carry, Sho'nuff is the self-proclaimed Shotgun of Harlem, who answers his own questions (e.g. "Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town?") with "Sho'nuff."

Something tells us, Jackson won't have any trouble playing the "baddest mofo."

The 1985 film, a critical bomb, but a financial success, tells the story of Leroy Green's pursuit to become the world's greatest martial arts artist, like his idol Bruce Lee, and achieve the status of the Last Dragon.

Sho'nuff is a thug who repeatedly taunts Green.

The update won't deviate too much from the first and was greenlit to coincide with the 50th anniversary of Motown next year.

Davis Entertainment's John Davis and Kerry Gordy, son of Berry Gordy, who directed the original, are producing, alongside Wu-Tang Clan's RZA and Dallas Jackson, who will also serve as scribe.


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The Last Dragon, no way!
again:Why?!
they should leave this masterpiece alone :pork:
i see Samuel L. Jackson playing Sho'nuff though, but isn't he getting a bit old with his almost 60 years old?...yes 60


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it'll stink, that movie is so much more than a martial arts comedy; its about the spirit of the 80's, fashion, good music, etc...

I've seen it tried a number of times & they just can't make em like that anymore

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agreed, spirit of the 80's is long gone
always found it to be a good movie decade
must because i am of Generation X


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According to The Hollywood Reporter:

John Carpenter's cult 1988 film is getting the remake treatment from Universal and studio-based Strike Entertainment, which are in negotiations to acquire the film rights with rights holder Les Mougins.

Strike's Marc Abraham and Eric Newman will produce, while Shep Gordon of Les Mougins and Carpenter will serve as executive producers.

I reserve judgment on news of the remake. If they can find a role for Piper, then I'll acquiesce. If there's no sign of Piper, then it's time to get rowdy.

John Carpenter's They Live in one of the finer B-movies of the 1980s. The story of a construction worker named Nada who finds a pair of sunglasses that allow him to see the alien creatures who plan to invade Earth, it features all the prerequisites necessary for a film to be considered a cult classic.

? It stars professional wrestler (and Canadian!) "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

? It has one of the coolest movie posters, ever.

? It's directed by John Carpenter, the man behind Escape from New York, Halloween, and The Thing.

? It features the eternal line: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."



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Fuck that! :hmmm: :non: :sad:


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I couldn't care less :D

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Rogue Pictures has launched the official website and released the trailer for its remake of Wes Craven?s THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, due in theaters this spring. The company also issued a few new photos, which you can see below.


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The new LAST HOUSE, produced by the original?s Wes Craven and Sean S. Cunnigham along with Marianne Maddalena, and directed by Dennis Iliadis from a script by Adam Alleca and DISTURBIA?s Carl Ellsworth, stars Tony (FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI) Goldwyn and Monica (SAW) Potter as parents avenging the brutalization of their daughter (Sara Paxton) at the hands of Krug (Garret Dillahunt) and his gang of thugs.


Official Website: http://www.thelasthouseontheleft.com/
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:non: :wha:


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hmm not sure, looks like pretty standard stuff

i am sure he has done lots, but i only remember Tony Goldwyn from Kuffs with Christian Slater and Milla Jovovich

....it's Meltinggg! :shocky:
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Rose McGOVNO :cracked:

The wonders of croatian language :beh:


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Rose McGOVNO :cracked:

The wonders of croatian language :beh:


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