It has Rose McGowan.

oh yeah, that too

I doubt they will fuck it up

Old one was a nice fantasy movie for kids (even though an arm is chopped off with blood and stuff)

This one is produced by Rodriguez and I've faith that this will be a blood and guts movie and lots of sensuality... or in other words. Assrape, tits and lots of nudity

Rodriguez is usually real good...

hairy pussy!?

Looks more like hairy butt. Or balls. Hard to say

Samuel L. Jackson has the right stuff to play Sho'nuff.

The actor is set to star in a remake of the 1985 cult martial arts classic The Last Dragon, The Hollywood Reporter reports.

Originated by the late Julius Carry, Sho'nuff is the self-proclaimed Shotgun of Harlem, who answers his own questions (e.g. "Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town?") with "Sho'nuff."

Something tells us, Jackson won't have any trouble playing the "baddest mofo."

The 1985 film, a critical bomb, but a financial success, tells the story of Leroy Green's pursuit to become the world's greatest martial arts artist, like his idol Bruce Lee, and achieve the status of the Last Dragon.

Sho'nuff is a thug who repeatedly taunts Green.

The update won't deviate too much from the first and was greenlit to coincide with the 50th anniversary of Motown next year.

Davis Entertainment's John Davis and Kerry Gordy, son of Berry Gordy, who directed the original, are producing, alongside Wu-Tang Clan's RZA and Dallas Jackson, who will also serve as scribe.

According to The Hollywood Reporter:

John Carpenter's cult 1988 film is getting the remake treatment from Universal and studio-based Strike Entertainment, which are in negotiations to acquire the film rights with rights holder Les Mougins.

Strike's Marc Abraham and Eric Newman will produce, while Shep Gordon of Les Mougins and Carpenter will serve as executive producers.

I reserve judgment on news of the remake. If they can find a role for Piper, then I'll acquiesce. If there's no sign of Piper, then it's time to get rowdy.

John Carpenter's They Live in one of the finer B-movies of the 1980s. The story of a construction worker named Nada who finds a pair of sunglasses that allow him to see the alien creatures who plan to invade Earth, it features all the prerequisites necessary for a film to be considered a cult classic.

? It stars professional wrestler (and Canadian!) "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

? It has one of the coolest movie posters, ever.

? It's directed by John Carpenter, the man behind Escape from New York, Halloween, and The Thing.

? It features the eternal line: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Rogue Pictures has launched the official website and released the trailer for its remake of Wes Craven?s THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, due in theaters this spring. The company also issued a few new photos, which you can see below.

The new LAST HOUSE, produced by the original?s Wes Craven and Sean S. Cunnigham along with Marianne Maddalena, and directed by Dennis Iliadis from a script by Adam Alleca and DISTURBIA?s Carl Ellsworth, stars Tony (FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI) Goldwyn and Monica (SAW) Potter as parents avenging the brutalization of their daughter (Sara Paxton) at the hands of Krug (Garret Dillahunt) and his gang of thugs.

Rose McGOVNO

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