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Post Steven Seagal - The Keeper (2009)
Ofcourse this is about his gay lover friend which he wants to keep for himself

http://uk.imdb.com/media/rm1591970560/tt1296869

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But seriously. The trailer is not that bad


I could hear him talk
Lots of squibs
Him driving a car
music
fighting :hihi:

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judging by the music will be a blockbuster :hihi: :hihi: :ere:

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judging by the music will be a blockbuster :hihi: :hihi: :ere:


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:pooper: :pooper: :pooper: :pooper:

so the old guy pays seagal to "protect" his daughter right?

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:pooper: :pooper: :pooper: :pooper:

so the old guy pays seagal to "protect" his daughter right?


Steven always carries protection.

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:cracked: :cracked: :cracked: :cracked: :cracked: :cum:

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:cracked: :cracked: :cracked:

Can he play any other roll then Steven Seagal ?

When you watch his movies you have strong sense of DejaVu :bla:

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There is no need for him to play any other role. Its' simply uber :drool: :pooper:


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There is no need for him to play any other role. Its' simply uber :drool: :pooper:


He did play Steven BLade after all :bang: :lol:

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Wont be long now

USA 22 September 2009
UK 19 October 2009 (Blu-ray premiere)

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Where the fuck is it. Normally Seagal movies are released a month before they hit the shelves.

If Steven is not online next week I'll puncture his belly with Chainsaw's hard nipples.

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I'll better ask fatso :D


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R2 is out in a few weeks. I hope the europeans rip it.

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is there going to be a shit busters release? :aww:

if so, i'll wait for that

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If I can get my hands on it, you can count me in


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why doesn't he do a series like Renegade or something (bad example but top of my mind )
all he does is making the same movies over and over again anyway :)


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in my mind, he's always playing steven seagal
so every movie is a sequal :ere:

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or an equal :lol:


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qual?

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gnollie wrote:
qual?


nope isn't a word i think :D


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i can't spell
spank me :slap:

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:slap: :slap:


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qual?


nope isn't a word i think :D


Party breaker :p

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1296869/
Rating: 9.7/10

:eek: :lol:

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66 votes so the whole crew voted :lol: :cheer:


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:haha: yeah must be
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already downloading the 720p release. (if it's real that is)

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:pooper: :bow: :ere:

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elguaxo wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1296869/
Rating: 9.7/10

:eek: :lol:


Rating: 6.5/10

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:lol: Yeah probably now all the viewers (with IMDb accoutns) are starting to vote which causes the lower score


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