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Machete is an upcoming action film by Robert Rodriguez, set to be released on September 03, 2010 (USA) by 20th Century Fox. The film stars Danny Trejo as Machete, Michelle Rodriguez as Luz, Jessica Alba as Sartana, Robert De Niro as Senator McLaughlin, Lindsay Lohan as April Benz, Cheech Marin as Padre Benito del Toro, Jeff Fahey as Michael Benz, Steven Seagal as Torrez, Don Johnson as Lt. Stillman, Cheryl Chin as Torrez's Henchwoman, Electra Avellan as Nurse Mona and Elise Avellan as Sexy Nurse #2.

Movie synopsis: Machete (Danny Trejo) is a renegade former "Mexican Federale". He roams the cities, towns, and streets of Texas looking for work after a shakedown from a drug lord called Torrez (Steven Segal).

Machete has a run-in with Michael Benz (Jeff Fahey), a local businessman and spin doctor, who tells Machete that McLaughlin (Robert De Niro), a corrupt senator, is sending hundreds of illegal immigrants out of the country and that he must be killed. Benz offers Machete $150,000 to kill McLaughlin who quickly accepts the murder contract out of greed for the money.

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Attempting to assassinate the senator at a political rally, Machete is double-crossed and is shot in the shoulder by Benz's henchmen whom are soon revealed to be in league with Senator McLaughlin who orchestrated the entire attempted assassination with Benz as part of a false flag operation to gain widespread public support for McLaughlin's harsh anti-immigration laws by setting up Machete as the patsy to make it appear that an outlaw illegal Mexican immigrant tried to assassinate the senator.

Now on the run from the law and being tracked not only by a ruthless henchwoman hired by Torrez, but Machete is also tracked down by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a persistant U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent with a special interest in the blade slinger. Machete goes after Benz and his men, as well as Senator McLaughlin, with the help of his only three allies; his "holy" Federale-turned-priest brother Padre (Cheech Marion) with a thing for pump-action shotguns; a saucy meat cleaver-wielding taco slinger named Luz (Michelle Rodriguez); and Benz socialite daughter April (Lindsey Lohan), whom Machete kidnapps and who soon develops a fancination for the blade-wielding fugitive since April has a penchant for guns. Machete rallies a group of illegal migrants together, and they all begin to hunt the people who double crossed him.

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i love this movie already! :cum: :muf:

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fucking SBIG material :bow: :bow:

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:pooper: :pooper:


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Gotta see this. :D


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this will be....epic

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I got a huge errection while I was watching the trailer,
THEN I saw steven seagal duel weilding some swords and lost it :bow: :creamer: :creamer: :creamer: :stretch: :creamer: :creamer: :creamer: :dicksy:

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickyftw/machete-trailer-lego-version-19ta

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:cracked:

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very good :lol:


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THIS is what I WANT!
GUNS! BLOOD! GORE! WOMEN! SEX!!
EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!! ANGRY MEXICANS!!
Not some 2hour Gay vampire butt sex!? -.-


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:agree: :bun:

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electroneon wrote:
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THIS is what I WANT!
GUNS! BLOOD! GORE! WOMEN! SEX!!
EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!! ANGRY MEXICANS!!
Not some 2hour Gay vampire butt sex!? -.-


:bow: :bow: :bow:


refering to Twilight saga? :lol:


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http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=67792


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I juuuu...ahhhhh....sssst squirted bigtime!

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:ele: can't wait

but what's up with "introducing" Don Jonhson

is that because he wasn't in that fake Grindhouse trailer?
can't think of anything else really


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Yeah was thinking about that aswell, maybe a small part in the movie or something


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He needed all of those machetes in Predators. :lol:


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i want that steven seagal poster so bad :eek: :drool:

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can't wait :pooper:


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http://www.movieposterdb.com/movie/0985694/Machete.html

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i'ma have to watch the movie before i pick out a good poster

the good ones are usually always foreign.

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This is racism! Ain't nobody gettin' through ICE with that many machetes.


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There will be chics to :aww:
Ow this movie will be awesome :bang: :ere: :ere: :ere:


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If I don't see a lot of people hacked up I'm gonna be pissed.


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If I don't see a lot of people hacked up I'm gonna be pissed.


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