I just watched Spiderman 1 + 2, man a lot of goofs in Spiderman 2.

Come to think of it. I never liked Spiderman much. Gimme Hulk instead, he fights his bandits naked.

Just watched "The Searchers"... A classic western, though pretty overrated

After some western, it was prime time for an eipsode of Columbo.

Columbo.5x02.A.Case.Of.Immunity.AC3.DVDRip.XviD.avi [726.72 Mb]

I've seen PUMPKINHEAD on TV last night.
I was very pleased, because TV show mostly suck.

Didn't see this one for a whole year

Also watched Saint Sinner on tv yesterday
http://bad-good.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2500

Hmmm... good movie. I like it.

Planing to see Blacula tonight. Sound promessing

It is!!! Enjoy man

Ghoulies 2

Amazing movie. I can't stop laughing. Legendary scene, a guy is dead, but you can see him breathing

Watching from my own rip, can't wait to share it with you guys

WANT IT!!!

Hmmm.. Didn't see nothing yesterday, but two days ago I watch EVIL ED again. Amazing movie!

Ghoulies 2... AGAIN!

Oh man

Hills have eyes 2006. Bad, bad, bad and poor!

Man it was awesome. I was on the edge of my seat. I still have to watch the original to compare though. I might say that the 2006 version sucks when I'm done with the original.

Belive me, original suck, but less.

I don't know about the 2006 version. Direction was poor, and all other stuffs are poor. Only the violence and make up is good.

I just watched The Visitation. I think the Ghoulies would leave this piece of shit in the toilet and poop on it.

What a crap.

SCANNERS

And now ROTLD!

Ah, I see you're having a ShitBusters marathon Yup, I always watch our rips regulary

The last shitfest I watched was Blood of Beast
I was bored, so I did a write up on it
I need a more constructive hobby.




Blood of Beast
(3.5 out of 5 Pure Quality stars)



that poster strike you as odd by any chance?



does it ring a bell?


let me help you along here.

I decided to make a visual representation to compare the two movie posters.

bare with me.




sorry about that at the bottom, i got lazy and didn't want to edit the lame comment out.

despite the obvious marketing rip off... this movie wasn't anything like lord of the rings. (disappointingly)
The storyline to Blood of Beast (beauty and the beast) was pretty cookie cutter. Nothing to cream your pants over.
HOWEVER!!!!!!!
this movie is so damn cheesy you'll HAVE to laugh at it.

heres a few quotes.


king "why did you bring me water" (blood ..... not brain beast) "so you could drink"

bad actor "this is all i found............. *points* except this"

horse lady "at best I'll be lost at sea, at worst, I'll be eaten by Odin's beast"

bad actor "SO!!! agnar, son of ... ragnar" (sound that out in your head)


Sure I created the names.... but the script writer must have gone to rehab after this movie....... that or jail. Lets hope no one in jail will see this movie......... he'd be the prison assbeast.

If those Quotes didn't sell you, in less than 10 minutes of the movie, Erika asked me if this was one of my "quality" movies (boo-ya!!!! bling-bling!!!!! score!!!!! success!!!!! I win the INTERNET 8-)).
After I got done laughing really hard (I also knew it'd be awhile before I picked out the movie again), she knew what the answer was.

I can't really describe much of the movie.... you wouldn't want me to.
So heres some retarded/pointless screenshots.


seriously.... the village had about 12 people in it!!!!
and the dick with blond hair thought he was hot shit being the king of a dozen people.


You'll know exactly what I'm talking about if you see the movie, I was just lazy with screenshots.






But seriously,
the acting was pretty bad
except Justin
(i recognized him...... and pathetically enough, it was from lois and clark, and dungeons and dragons.... yes, i'ma a l0z3r)
but even this guy wasn't good enough to carry the movie on his shoulders.
The dialog and plot are well worth laughing at.
The storyline is incredibly predictable, nothing innovative.

If you want to laugh at a movie with a bunch of friends.... this is a great start.

While i'm drunk and subjecting you all to my retarded opinion
Heres a write up I did about the devil's wedding night
it blows, but tell me if i should stop polluting the form with them.





The Devil's Wedding Night
(2 out of 5 Pure Quality stars)





Satan is coming! [sup]to rot your brain our of your eyes[/sup]

Yeah, yet another installment of really bad 70's vampire movies.
But a very nice one to laugh at.

The movie had it's parts where it had to make sure people knew that the 70's is the coolest thing since that wheel device.
aka. ultra rad spiny trippy camera angles accompanied by tye-dye colors and really obnoxious "music".

The sound effects in this movie were horrible, even ear scratching at times.
There was this moment in the movie where our hero hears this heart beat...... for FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES.
During that 15 minutes, he walks around tripping over slightly raised objects, walls, and other various things that don't move.
A few scenes like this make the movie extremely boring at times.
Aside from the obvious few flaws The Devil's wedding night had, it did have it's moments of 70's goodness.

Two Twin brothers (production probably didn't have a big enough budget to hire two lead actors) run around searching for this ring thats big and red. This ring has the power to give people an eye full of nasty bat images, tye-dye red colors with shaky cam, and lots of ketchup..... errrrr, i mean BLOOD!!!!
This power turns people into interpretive dancers and/or to be sacrificed.
The point of being sacrificed is so this vampire chick can wash herself in blood (it apparently does wonders for your complexion).
After washing herself, shes suppose to marry Dracula (one of the twin brothers slicks back his hair and puts fancy cloths on and HUZZAH!!!!! hes possessed by Dracula).
Well, it only takes a few more brain cells to figure out how this movie ends. But be warned..... you won't have very many left by this point! (The vampire chick can apparently hide from plain sight by covering her candle with her hand....??????????
And the "twist" ending made me feel like putting my nuts in a vice)

This movie was so retarded, anyone with a sound mind (or otherwise) could laugh at this trash. You'll enjoy watching TDWN with a group of friends, so you can let yourself be distracted while characters wander around doing 70's like .... stuff.

P.S. The interpretive dance off at the end made me laugh pretty hard..... those silly 70's folk.

lol, since we're not just talking about bad-good movies (I needed justification)
Heres another movie I saw withen the last few days.

After the Sunset
(3 out of 5 stars)




This movie was more entertaining than I thought it'd be.
I saw a few previews for it, then.... nothing. So I just assumed it was bad.
I was wrong.
The movie wasn't great .... but it wasn't bad.

We all like to see the super smart thief outwit the cops, they're usually sly enough to entertain us.
This thief story however, isn't about getting caught or the big score (in a sense), its about the thief's life after retirement.
One might ask themselves... what the hell do super thief's do in their spare time.
Which brings me to my other question.
What the HELL is Salma Hayek doing with Pierce Brosnan....


....Just doesn't add up to me
Pierce is about 53 now
Salma on the other hand, is still hella kickin it at 40
Here are some Visual re-enforcements (and incentives) for watching the movie.








Even though I just showed you the highlights of the film...... their better in motion, trust me
its completely one sided, but I don't care.
and yes, I have penis envy. Screw you!!

Now with all that little teen boy angst aside
Another performance that stood out was Woody Harrelson.
This guy is on the path to greatness.... and dare I say.............. the next Christopher Walken :o
Christopher Walken check list

• Been In ALOT of movies (considering his age) : check
• Goofy as hell looking : check
• usually plays a character we all love and can relate to : check

I hope this guy makes it, he was the second highlight of this film.



errrr, but back to the movie


Good story and enough action to keep you entertained.
I'd put it as being a light action comedy (there are some good jokes).

Even though this review is retarded, this is worth seeing if you stumble across it.
I just need a hobby.

and a



for Salma

I almost got all Salma movies. Yes I'm a big fan of her boobies ehm acting.

Some are hard to get.

Anyway, I got the DVD of the movie above. If you dont have it, find it and check the extras. The director loves to play with CGI. This movie is loaded with CGI that you dont even notice. Awesome shit.

And the bloopers are funny too.

and now I will have some breakfast because I start to talk like a 12 year old

Hmmm foood. Good point El. And thanks flyingsheepcannon for those reviews!

I saw Lady in the Water.
Which didn't include the following:

Boobies
Gore
Guns
Sex

It was a nice movie, but I could live without it. I prefer the look of Ghoulies with the turdcat

Good work sheep

I just watched the Da Vinci Code and man it sucked donkey balls. I was about to make a decent AFS rip of it, but fuck that shit, I'm not gonna waste time on this pooper.

If it was entertaining I would have done it, but 2 1/2 hours of horsecrap from Chino's ass did it to me.
My wife fell asleep and I almost masturbated on the scene.

CRAP CRAP.
Not worth a click and Shitbusters wont be taking credit. I rather eat Conan's ass.

Scanners II

Spun! Exelent movie!

Sure is!!