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Okay. Want me to review a specific movie? Want me to take off your pants? POST HERE!!! :eek:


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I think you need to review Robot Jox. I just put it on for the 13th time and this movie gets better and better every time.

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Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:03 am
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Wow sounds robotically amazing :eek: Must check it out !! :D


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Thanks man, just checked on IMDB and must say it looks awful.. and MICHAEL JACKSON !!!! I'm on it!
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Seems to me that Jack Frost is also missing in the list
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/

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:good: Guess people would really like me to review Jack Frost.. I should probably do it then ^^


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i want more ninja movies, there was alot released in the 80s....


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Yeah I'm currently downloading a few of them including the excellently crappy "3 ninjas" movies. I love ninjas so you can be sure I'll get my slime over some of them :D


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do a review over, Speed 2: Cruise Control, its so crappy that it made the emo kids smile once it was finished.


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You need to watch Slither, that movie was one of the best American films I've seen in a long time. I couldn't keep myself from laughing through most of the movie. I did think I was gonna go to hell for all the impure thoughts I was having about the one brunette in the movie since I figured at first she couldn't be older than 14. Then luckily I felt alot better as the movie progressed when you see a breast so I felt very relieved in knowing she was 18.


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:eek: second time someone recommended Slither to me and it's still fairly new.. Need to check for some rips :good:


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Has anyone here seen Zardoz? It's one of 3 Sean Connery movies that I haven't been able to watch yet but from reading the synopsis I think it would be hilarious. The quote they had from zardoz himself was great.

"Zardoz: The gun is good.
The penis is evil.
The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was.
But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals.


Go forth... and KILL!"

You'll definantly need to review this movie


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I sayt review Class of Nuke'em high 1. by TROMA. I thought it was an excellenty bad film. check it out sometime, lux.

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I sayt review Class of Nuke'em high 1. by TROMA. I thought it was an excellenty bad film. check it out sometime, lux.


Verry good choice indeed. One hell of a movie


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Lux Delux wrote:
Yeah I'm currently downloading a few of them including the excellently crappy "3 ninjas" movies. I love ninjas so you can be sure I'll get my slime over some of them :D


jeez dude... those movies were absolutely horrid. have fun!

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Ah yes Class of Nuke 'em High was neat, thanks for the link Pure, but I already have it :D

Nice reminder I need to see it again ^^


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Alright in honor of Easter, I think you need review Critters at least the first 2 movies. They're the perfect holiday movie. Where else could you find a guy being eaten from inside a bunny suit. :cry: God that scene gave me a phobia of those bunny suits. People have tried to get me to dress up for the kids but I just can't seem to bring myself to put one on.


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Yeah I have all 4 Critters, need to rewatch them :D


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Psychomania is a great film and deserves a place on your mighty review list. I posted a review at Usesoap.com.......I also see that you have one of the Death Wish movies on your site. It's a must to view all of the Death Wish movies in one sitting to fully appreciate the poor acting and the inevitable deaths of Chuck's loved ones.

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Holy shit that movie looks crazy, need to find it asap :D


BTW since your're the first member after 100 that posted, you get 100 Lux bucks! Doesn't actually mean anything, but who gives a shit anyway ^^


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Thanks for the additional Lux bucks. I will invest them wisely until I'm a Luxionaire.

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army of darkness!!! my alltime favorite b-movie... evil monster ass kicking throught the whole movie I've never seen so much ass whooping in so little time it's amazing!!! there's also the evil dead sequel which was made either before or after army of darkness (it's a background story on AOD)

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Evil Dead was done years before Army of Darkness.


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I should have googled it but meh... anyways they still kick ass!

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Yeah but Evil Dead are good movies.


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Have you seen "Revenge of Billy The Kid"?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102783/


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You just made my day Pure :D :good: :drink: :drink:


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Ok this movie looks great I'm definantly have to watch it. Hehe goatrapers


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Lux Delux wrote:
You just made my day Pure :D :good: :drink: :drink:


No problemo :gif: :drink:


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Seems like its pretty low on sources though :cry: :cry: :cry:

Hopefully a full one will show up in time.


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