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:ere:

Let's talk about the oncummin turds. Especially the high budget crapshits- They always make the juices flow.

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Fast & Furious .... can it be as good as the first?! :haha:

Dragonball: Evolution .... this is a stinker :D

Hannah Montana: The Movie :eek: :ere:

Angels & Demons nothing shittier than adapting Dan Brown. Get it? BROWN :shitty:


Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:33 pm
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How about Knowing (2009) with Nicolas Cage
Will it be like Next where Cage can tell the future, but only different, with Nicolas Cage and something that happens in the future.

The director is good though. He did The Crow, Dark City and I Robot

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Well, I Robot was shit and since this has Cage it will be shittier :beh:


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The Hangover (2009)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/

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A groom-to-be (Justin Bartha) and his three friends (Bradley Cooper, Zack Galifianakis, Ed Helms) head to Las Vegas for a Bachelor Party and when morning arrives ? the groom is nowhere to be found.


Public Enemies (2009)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152836/

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The Feds try to take down notorious American gangsters John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd during a booming crime wave in the 1930s.


Reading the plot and cast it could be pretty good but i'm almost positive it will stink :poop:


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Public Enemies (2009)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152836/

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The Feds try to take down notorious American gangsters John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd during a booming crime wave in the 1930s.


Reading the plot and cast it could be pretty good but i'm almost positive it will stink :poop:


This for sure won't be anywhere near bad. It doesn't have Cage... or Quark! :stupid: x)


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Nope, but somehow I smell shit whenever I read something about it


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t doesn't have Cage... or Quark! :stupid: x)


Or Cage acting Quark... It'd be awesome, they're practically twins anyway!
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LOL good one Collie! ^^ :cracked:


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:cracked: :cracked: gaddamn :cracked:


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:lol: Looks pretty realistic

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:haha: well done gnollie :cracked:


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    Command Performance (2009)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210801/

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    A Moscow charity concert turns bloody when armed extortionists take the head liner American pop-star Venus and the Russian President with his family hostage. Help is on the way when the drummer of a heavy metal warm-up band, an ex-bad ass biker played by Lundgren, and a young Russian F.S.B. agent team up to fight back. But our two heroes are seriously outnumbered and things aren't as simple as they appear when old ghosts from the Soviet Union appear to haunt the present in this fast paced action piece.


    Trailer:

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Dude, that wont be the biggest shit. It has Dolph as a drummer kicking ass with a broken guitar in a Die Hardish environment.

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great to see Dolph drum
don't see that to often in movies where actors get the opportunity to play an instrument
(or is has to be porn :D )
other then that, can't say if it will be good or bad based on the trailer


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don't see that to often in movies where actors get the opportunity to play an instrument


Steven! :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

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gnollie wrote:
enterlexx wrote:
don't see that to often in movies where actors get the opportunity to play an instrument


Steven! :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:


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Transformers

http://former.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/




cause that talentless dipshit Michael Bay will pump enough money and hype into this movie to make it a "summer blockbuster"

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well he must be doing something right


not for me though, didn't like the first one anyway, transforming goes so fast it lost it's charm for me, almost a morph now.


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Didn't expect anything at all, didn't read the dvd cover/reviews/etc. didn't watch any trailers/spoilers/etc. and I thougth it was ok'ish. At least entertaining for one view


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Transformers

http://former.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/




cause that talentless dipshit Michael Bay will pump enough money and hype into this movie to make it a "summer blockbuster"

:pukey:


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I thought Transformers was awesome if you neglect the cartoons as if they dont exist.

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Alien Robots, explosions, John Turturro, Original Optimus Prime voice and Megan Foxy lady

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Shia Le Poof (some British humour), No Megan Fox tites, no original Megatron voice and too long

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just wonder what a director like Paul Verhoeven would have done with it

(he never would have though)


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X-Men Origins: Wolverine


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Looks like that one's gonna be just like all the previous X-men movies. Some will like it, some not.

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Jennifer's Body (2009)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131734/
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A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates

Let's hope Megan does this in bed... :ere:

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Inglourious Basterds (2009)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/
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In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis


Let's see Tarantino's remake, one never knows.


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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

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Can't be bad with Dennis Quaid in it... :hihi: :probe:

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http://www.totalfilm.com/news/van-damme ... oodsport-2

:aww: :aww: :pooper:

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/

:bang:


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telmoMRC wrote:
http://www.totalfilm.com/news/van-damme-is-making-bloodsport-2

:aww: :aww: :pooper:


:pooper: Awesome! Can't wait to see both


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http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2385873408/tt0458525

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