Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
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Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Let's talk about the oncummin turds. Especially the high budget crapshits- They always make the juices flow. Like Fast & Furious .... can it be as good as the first?! Dragonball: Evolution .... this is a stinker Hannah Montana: The Movie Angels & Demons nothing shittier than adapting Dan Brown. Get it? BROWN
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:33 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
How about Knowing (2009) with Nicolas Cage Will it be like Next where Cage can tell the future, but only different, with Nicolas Cage and something that happens in the future.
The director is good though. He did The Crow, Dark City and I Robot
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:40 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Well, I Robot was shit and since this has Cage it will be shittier
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:43 pm |
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
The Hangover (2009)http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/Quote: A groom-to-be (Justin Bartha) and his three friends (Bradley Cooper, Zack Galifianakis, Ed Helms) head to Las Vegas for a Bachelor Party and when morning arrives ? the groom is nowhere to be found. Public Enemies (2009)http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152836/Quote: The Feds try to take down notorious American gangsters John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd during a booming crime wave in the 1930s. Reading the plot and cast it could be pretty good but i'm almost positive it will stink
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:17 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Pure wrote: Public Enemies (2009)http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152836/Quote: The Feds try to take down notorious American gangsters John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd during a booming crime wave in the 1930s. Reading the plot and cast it could be pretty good but i'm almost positive it will stink This for sure won't be anywhere near bad. It doesn't have Cage... or Quark!
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:22 pm |
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Veggie Fridge
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Nope, but somehow I smell shit whenever I read something about it
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:26 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Lux Delux wrote: t doesn't have Cage... or Quark! Or Cage acting Quark... It'd be awesome, they're practically twins anyway!
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Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
LOL good one Collie!
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:38 pm |
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Looks pretty realistic A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen. Just gotta love The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:17 pm |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
well done gnollie
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:53 am |
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Veggie Fridge
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Command Performance (2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210801/
Quote: A Moscow charity concert turns bloody when armed extortionists take the head liner American pop-star Venus and the Russian President with his family hostage. Help is on the way when the drummer of a heavy metal warm-up band, an ex-bad ass biker played by Lundgren, and a young Russian F.S.B. agent team up to fight back. But our two heroes are seriously outnumbered and things aren't as simple as they appear when old ghosts from the Soviet Union appear to haunt the present in this fast paced action piece.
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Dude, that wont be the biggest shit. It has Dolph as a drummer kicking ass with a broken guitar in a Die Hardish environment.
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:31 pm |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Quote: Dying is easy. Rock and Roll is hard great to see Dolph drum don't see that to often in movies where actors get the opportunity to play an instrument (or is has to be porn ) other then that, can't say if it will be good or bad based on the trailer
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:29 pm |
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gnollie
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Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Steven says: thank Gnollie, i needed that com'on Stevie, lets Jam for Gnollie ..oh gosh i don't know BB, i get all tingly inside when i play for gnollie
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Transformers http://former.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/cause that talentless dipshit Michael Bay will pump enough money and hype into this movie to make it a "summer blockbuster"
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:19 am |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
well he must be doing something right
not for me though, didn't like the first one anyway, transforming goes so fast it lost it's charm for me, almost a morph now.
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:38 pm |
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Veggie Fridge
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Didn't expect anything at all, didn't read the dvd cover/reviews/etc. didn't watch any trailers/spoilers/etc. and I thougth it was ok'ish. At least entertaining for one view
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:48 pm |
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telmoMRC
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
I thought Transformers was awesome if you neglect the cartoons as if they dont exist.
+ Alien Robots, explosions, John Turturro, Original Optimus Prime voice and Megan Foxy lady
- Shia Le Poof (some British humour), No Megan Fox tites, no original Megatron voice and too long
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Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
just wonder what a director like Paul Verhoeven would have done with it
(he never would have though)
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:38 pm |
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`max
Craptorbait
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:44 am |
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gnollie
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Looks like that one's gonna be just like all the previous X-men movies. Some will like it, some not.
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electroneon
Chuck Norris Ball Sweat
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Jennifer's Body (2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131734/Quote: A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates Let's hope Megan does this in bed... -------------------------------- Inglourious Basterds (2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/Quote: In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis Let's see Tarantino's remake, one never knows.
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telmoMRC
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fuego
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Re: Biggest shit you expect in 2009! PS. Shit
Can't be bad with Dennis Quaid in it...
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telmoMRC
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Veggie Fridge
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telmoMRC
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