*inzerted*

GRiND:
1) "Dammit Santa I don't care how hot yer tits are or how big yer dick is, I said NO CASH REFUNDS!" +2

Contestants and lines for Round FiftySeven:


karstmobile:
1) Gunman: "Hold it right there Santa... you're not screwing me again this year."
Guy In Jacket: "Ho Ho Ho!", Total score: 4

2) Guy In Jacket: "Hers is bigger, so you had better just take the exchange and stop demanding the cash refund before you get fucked."
Gunman:


elchupacabra:
1) Guy with pistol: - I told you not to open a porn shop near our church.
Right guy: - What a dick.
Guy with pistol: - Excuse me?


El Mariachi:
1) Guy with gun: "Put that dick in my ass... NOW...", Total score: 1

2) Guy with gun: "Squirt in my mouth bitch!"
Girl with dildo: "I can't, it's made from rubber"
Guy on the right: "That never stopped me from getting one up my ass"


enterlexx:
1) girl: oh shit loosing balance here, am about to tip over with this thing on, yep here i go
guy with gun: stop screwing around and screw me


flyingsheepcannon:
1) guy on the right "WOW! that things huge, no wonder I can't keep the shit in my pants now", Total score: 4


GRiND:
1) "Dammit Santa I don't care how hot yer tits are or how big yer dick is, I said NO CASH REFUNDS!", Total score: 4


`max:
1) Guy in jacket: Looks like you've been very bad boy this year.
Girl Santa: My manager's right. Bend over, child.
Guy with gun: Stay away from me, you animals!, Total score: 3

flyingsheepcannon:
1) guy on the right "WOW! that things huge, no wonder I can't keep the shit in my pants now"

*inzerted*

1) Guy with gun: "Put that dick in my ass... NOW..."
1


1) Gunman: "Hold it right there Santa... you're not screwing me again this year."
Guy In Jacket: "Ho Ho Ho!"
1

Gunman: "Hold it right there Santa... you're not screwing me again this year."
Guy In Jacket: "Ho Ho Ho!" +2

flyingsheepcannon:
1) guy on the right "WOW! that things huge, no wonder I can't keep the shit in my pants now" +2

*inzerted votes/points*

GRiND:
1) "Dammit Santa I don't care how hot yer tits are or how big yer dick is, I said NO CASH REFUNDS!"
+1


`max:
1) Guy in jacket: Looks like you've been very bad boy this year.
Girl Santa: My manager's right. Bend over, child.
Guy with gun: Stay away from me, you animals!
+1

*inzerted*

karstmobile:
1) Gunman: "Hold it right there Santa... you're not screwing me again this year."
Guy In Jacket: "Ho Ho Ho!" + 1

GRiND:
1) "Dammit Santa I don't care how hot yer tits are or how big yer dick is, I said NO CASH REFUNDS!" + 1

Happy anniversary, Pure...

I don't know what we're celebrating but who cares

karstmobile, flyingsheepcannon or GRiND pick a screenshot. Congrats people! Yeah! another reason to grab a beer

i couldn't help it

I love my "give a lot head" alien... I just do!

Nice one, fuego


1) Guy on the right: "So, did you try tuna casserole last night. It was awfully salty, don't you think?"

2) Guy on the right: "That's all nice and everything, but can I have it the other way around? One geeky smiley midget in the bottom and lots of boobies growing on top?"

Check your Joined date.

Didn't notice that, well that asks for another beer (again)

1) Right guy: "Look dude, this is a top of the line sex robot, it gives lots of head, it has an ass, boobs and if I'm not mistaken there should be a vagina in there somewhere as well"

2) Left guy: "hmmm, nice and stuff... but can it drop a soap in the shower?"

1)
Guy On Right: "I've looked all over this thing and still can't figure out where my foot goes."

2)
Guy On Right: "... And this little piggy cried "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home."

Contestants and lines for Round FiftyEight:


fuego:
1) I love my "give a lot head" alien... I just do!


gnollie:
1) Guy on the right: "So, did you try tuna casserole last night. It was awfully salty, don't you think?"

2) Guy on the right: "That's all nice and everything, but can I have it the other way around? One geeky smiley midget in the bottom and lots of boobies growing on top?"


El Mariachi:
1) Right guy: "Look dude, this is a top of the line sex robot, it gives lots of head, it has an ass, boobs and if I'm not mistaken there should be a vagina in there somewhere as well"

2) Left guy: "hmmm, nice and stuff... but can it drop a soap in the shower?"


karstmobile:
1) Guy On Right: "I've looked all over this thing and still can't figure out where my foot goes."

2) Guy On Right: "... And this little piggy cried "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home."


flyingsheepcannon:
1) Guy on right: "I jerked off to naked lunch and this is what happened."
Guy on left: "Better hide it from Cronenberg, he would have sex with it and make a movie about it"


Pure:
1) "You just plant it with its butt in the ground and Poof! before you know it you got your own foetus tree to enjoy."


GRiND:
1) "you been sleeping giger again, you slut?!"

check out the last two quotes

Purely accidental.

Mariachi must have gave him some extra special internet suprises


My quote
Guy on right: "I jerked off to naked lunch and this is what happened."
Guy on left: "Better hide it from Cronenberg, he would have sex with it and make a movie about it"

*detrezni*

@Pure
We need clean up on isle 4... I mean quality control on the Contestants and Lines post above.

*fixed name of contestant (thats what you meant right? )*

1) "You just plant it with its butt in the ground and Poof! before you know it you got your own foetus tree to enjoy."

Thanks, Pure. We were hinting at it for a few posts and never just pointed it out exactly.