"you been sleeping giger again, you slut?!"

Contestants and lines for Round FiftyEight:


fuego:
1) I love my "give a lot head" alien... I just do!, Total score: 2


gnollie:
1) Guy on the right: "So, did you try tuna casserole last night. It was awfully salty, don't you think?", Total score: 2

2) Guy on the right: "That's all nice and everything, but can I have it the other way around? One geeky smiley midget in the bottom and lots of boobies growing on top?", Total score: 1


El Mariachi:
1) Right guy: "Look dude, this is a top of the line sex robot, it gives lots of head, it has an ass, boobs and if I'm not mistaken there should be a vagina in there somewhere as well", Total score: 1

2) Left guy: "hmmm, nice and stuff... but can it drop a soap in the shower?"


karstmobile:
1) Guy On Right: "I've looked all over this thing and still can't figure out where my foot goes."

2) Guy On Right: "... And this little piggy cried "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home."


flyingsheepcannon:
1) Guy on right: "I jerked off to naked lunch and this is what happened."
Guy on left: "Better hide it from Cronenberg, he would have sex with it and make a movie about it", Total score: 6


Pure:
1) "You just plant it with its butt in the ground and Poof! before you know it you got your own foetus tree to enjoy."


GRiND:
1) "you been sleeping giger again, you slut?!"

this game best days look about over, but lets vote anyway for old time sake

flyingsheepcannon:
1) Guy on right: "I jerked off to naked lunch and this is what happened."
Guy on left: "Better hide it from Cronenberg, he would have sex with it and make a movie about it" +2

Lets keep it alive then
*added your votes*

and mine is:

fuego:
1) I love my "give a lot head" alien... I just do! + 2

flyingsheepcannon:
1) Guy on right: "I jerked off to naked lunch and this is what happened."
Guy on left: "Better hide it from Cronenberg, he would have sex with it and make a movie about it" +2

*inzerted*

gnollie:
1) Guy on the right: "So, did you try tuna casserole last night. It was awfully salty, don't you think?"
+2

flyingsheepcannon:
1) Guy on right: "I jerked off to naked lunch and this is what happened."
Guy on left: "Better hide it from Cronenberg, he would have sex with it and make a movie about it" +2

*inzerted*

I wouldnt' have said the best days were over,
just thought we were taking a break


1) Right guy: "Look dude, this is a top of the line sex robot, it gives lots of head, it has an ass, boobs and if I'm not mistaken there should be a vagina in there somewhere as well"
1

2) Guy on the right: "That's all nice and everything, but can I have it the other way around? One geeky smiley midget in the bottom and lots of boobies growing on top?"
1

*inzerted*

We got a winner, flyingsheepcannon with 6 votes/points.

i couldn't resist

1) Coach: "OK, Jean-Claude, now do a backflip somersault and land in a handstand on his shoulders. That routine is going to make us world champions in aerobic!"


2) (altogether): "Y-M-C-A"

1) "SOMEONE PLAY PATTY CAKE WITH ME, THIS GUY JUST GOT BONED"

1:
JCvD: look mom no hands!
Tong Poo: look mom no arms!

2:
JCvD:L Hey a glass wall!
Tong Po: Gnaaah! sticky shit , but i sure makes my dick hard Claude!



i don't know, am drunk

2. If it looks like a duck, quakes like a duck, and has an ever growing forhead lump, it must be Van Damm

1) JCVD: "What do I get for 10 dollars?"

Tong Po: Make any sudden movements and I'll shoot--
JCvD: Put my hands up?

______

Tong Po:
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
JCvD: I LOVEEE THAT SONG!

Contestants and lines for Round FiftyEight:


gnollie:
1) Coach: "OK, Jean-Claude, now do a backflip somersault and land in a handstand on his shoulders. That routine is going to make us world champions in aerobic!"

2) (altogether): "Y-M-C-A"


flyingsheepcannon:
1) "SOMEONE PLAY PATTY CAKE WITH ME, THIS GUY JUST GOT BONED"

2) If it looks like a duck, quakes like a duck, and has an ever growing forhead lump, it must be Van Damm, Total score: 1


enterlexx:
1:
JCvD: look mom no hands!
Tong Poo: look mom no arms!, Total score: 2

2:
JCvD:L Hey a glass wall!
Tong Po: Gnaaah! sticky shit , but i sure makes my dick hard Claude!


Pure:
1) JCVD: "What do I get for 10 dollars?", Total score: 1


bugger:
1) Tong Po: Make any sudden movements and I'll shoot--
JCvD: Put my hands up?

2) Tong Po:
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
JCvD: I LOVEEE THAT SONG, Total score: 2

You missed bugger's second title

Tong Po:
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
JCvD: I LOVEEE THAT SONG!

I guess you thought it was a sig, eh? Happened to me as well

Anyway, I vote for it +2

*inzerted*

Also added your votes and mine

1:
JCvD: look mom no hands!
Tong Poo: look mom no arms! 1


1) JCVD: "What do I get for 10 dollars?" 1

*inzerted*

Bumpty Dumpty

Winners for Round FiftyEight:


enterlexx:
1) JCvD: look mom no hands!
Tong Poo: look mom no arms!, Total score: 2


bugger:
2) Tong Po:
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
JCvD: I LOVEEE THAT SONG, Total score: 2

We have a winner! Either enterlexx or bugger, feel free to post a new screenshot