Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

He was a good person, and he had a good heart.

- RIP.

- Really Important Pedophile?

- I wonder if they took him to a Children's Hospital...

- I think that was the cause of the heart attack in the first place.

Apparently he died of food poisoning after eating a 9-year old wiener.

What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids

It's a shame because he was just about to publish his first self-help book, "The Ins and Outs of Child-Rearing"

Yeah, a legend.
And he got his final wish. He became white.

Michael Jackson has just died
1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 18:30

That is all.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 18:35

http://zip.4chan.org/tv/res/3984908.html

3 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 18:40

Every thread on /mu/ is MJ right now

4 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 18:43

>>3
and /b/

5 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 18:56

reading bbc will set you free

6 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 2009-06-25 19:03

Bro, no one in this thread better make any pedo jokes! This is a tragedy the man made thriller!

7 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 19:06

Even worse, Sickipedia won't load due to too much traffic.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 19:06

what will happen to the people who bought (expensive) tickets for his comeback-concerts??

9 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 19:08

>>8
They'll get an invite to the funeral instead?

10 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 19:39

>>9
Jews killed Michael Jackson to obtain all their Jew golds from all his impressionable fans.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 19:59

I don't think I can live in a Michael Jackson-less world

12 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 20:05

>>8
That's okay: According to MichaelJackson.com all the concerns have just been postponed to around 2010 or later, so MJ will probably make it 'til then. Just give him a little bit of a rest, and he'll soon be back doing thriller in no time.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 20:14

M.J.'s cardiac arrest caused by food poisoning, apparently he had eaten some 12 year old weiners.

14 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 2009-06-25 20:22

>>13
Bro WHAT DID I JUST SAY!

15 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 20:22

>>13
Listen here, jerkface. A great musician has just passed and please refrain from all the jokes, you insensitive sore.

16 Name: Anusymous : 2009-06-25 20:23

>>14
lets lose!

17 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 20:42

It's a sad day when two ugly white women die. :/

18 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 20:44

McDonalds is dedicating a burger to MJ called the McJackson, it's a 50 year old piece of meat in an 8 year old bun.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 20:47

>>15
Listen here, Listen here, jerkface guy; he had the potential to be a great musician, but he couldn't handle it, went nuts, fucked children, squandered his talent, and left a legacy more notable for his pathology than his catalog. In a century he'll be in footnotes, lists, and may get the occasional page or two 'cause among other things he married Elvis' daughter. Great musicians get books and chapters 100 years on.
Why did MJ go to K-mart? 'Cause he heard boys pants were half off.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 20:57

As news spread of Jackson?s death, thousands of fans gathered outside the hospital.

Many were dressed in the eccentric singer?s trademark costumes and others blasted out his smash-hit tunes.

Goddamn, why are Americans so retarded?

21 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 21:28

>>20
Do you really want an answer?

22 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 21:32

glad he's dead, but I was hoping he'd do jail time. Sick kiddy-fucker should have met his end in prison.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 21:41

MJ was very odd (to put it mildly), but also very talented. He lived his entire life in the public eye and was never given a chance to live a normal childhood. So apparently he tried to live his childhood out as an adult. The sad part is that even now that he's dead, the media still won't leave him alone.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 22:15

... and nothing of value was lost

25 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-25 23:56

They had to pump 2 gallons of semem out of his ribs

26 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 00:00

First Hitler, now this. Not a good trend for the white man.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 00:01

RIP Micheal, you (allegedly, nothing was proven) touched a lot of people

28 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 00:02

What's the difference between acne and michael jackson?

Acne waits until you're about 13 before it comes on your face

29 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 00:40

lol

http://xxseansucksxx.mybrute.com

30 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 02:40

He choked on his Blanket.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 04:19

>>29
You have no respect you spamming cunt? A pedo has just died FFS.