babelfish translation :

A man admitted today that he tried to abuse another one sexually, when this one was in the ground when suffering a fading unconscious, in the environs of a discotheque of the tourist municipality of Mog?n, to the south of Gran Canaria.

During the judgment celebrated in the Section Sixth of the Provincial Hearing of Las Palmas, the defendant, H.M.O.M., of 37 years of age and without criminal records, recognized the facts reason why the Office of the public prosecutor reduced its request of 3 years and six months of jail for him to two years of prison. In this way, the processing was satisfied to the punishment.

H.M.O.M. he said to be in agreement with the story of the facts used by the Fiscal Ministry and argued that had taken drinks; in a company dinner. "I had drunk enough and soon it happened what happens" , it recognized.

Also, it confessed that on the seven in the morning of the 21 of December of 2006 he was in the neighborhoods of a discotheque, situated in center Commercial of Puerto Rico, in Mog?n, when one went towards another man, that was unconscious wire drawing in the ground and, "with the intention of to attempt against the freedom sexual" of this one, supposedly it tried to have with him "carnal access" ( ), moment at which was surprised by police.

The processing accused of a presumed crime of sexual abuse in attempt degree has been private of freedom by this cause from the day following of the facts to the 8 of February of 2007. The judgment has been today sight for sentence.

http://canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?Id=156087

Thanks for posting....funny....I think.

Better translation.

WTf can't even get drunk without your ass getting pounded

I imagine SBIG global meeting like this! First one to pass out will newer forget this experience

Neither will everyone else