Kevin Smith's most famous role is a guy who rarely speaks. But he's got a lot to say ? much of it profane ? after being kicked off a Southwest Air flight because he didn't fit comfortably into the seat.

Smith, 39, originally purchased two tickets "as he's been known to do when traveling Southwest," the airline noted, but when he decided to fly standby on an earlier flight, only one seat remained. Although he had been seated, he was asked to leave.

"If a customer cannot comfortably lower the armrest and infringes on a portion of another seat, a customer seated adjacent would be very uncomfortable and a timely exit from the aircraft in the event of an emergency might be compromised if we allow a cramped, restricted seating arrangement," Southwest said.

Fat people and tall people are always fucked in an airplane if you dont get a business seat ticked. I always felt like an escape artist trying to fit into small areas that are actually way too tight for me to sit.