Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
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gnollie
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Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
A 62-year-old man was rushed to hospital after he attempted to take his own life the ancient way. Read more HERE... Ancient way?
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:51 pm |
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Veggie Fridge
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:53 pm |
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fuego
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Re: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:55 pm |
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Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
ancient way? never came across this on Discovery Channel
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:55 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
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Re: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
damn and I thought cutting your stomach open was a shitty way to die
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
I'd say that's pretty modern way
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:42 pm |
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CiCi
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Re: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
Seems like it would be faster and less painful if he'd jumped from a cliff. I'm sure that's ancient too.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:58 am |
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weasel666
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:08 am |
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Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
it would be faster to die from anal bleeding if you went into a field buttnaked and wiggled your arse infront of a horny bull or horse
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:59 pm |
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Veggie Fridge
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:47 pm |
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Cpt. Scabby
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:53 pm |
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Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
ancient way "every since mankind learned to harvest zucchinis... he has sought to end his life with them, anally..."
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:54 pm |
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Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt
good stuff for a TV movie? Zucchini's the anal killer: they Zuck!
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Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:36 am |
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