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 Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt 
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A 62-year-old man was rushed to hospital after he attempted to take his own life the ancient way.

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Ancient way? :lol:

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ancient way? :)
never came across this on Discovery Channel :hihi:


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damn
and I thought cutting your stomach open was a shitty way to die :orcass:

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I'd say that's pretty modern way :cracked:


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Seems like it would be faster and less painful if he'd jumped from a cliff. I'm sure that's ancient too.


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it would be faster to die from anal bleeding if you went into a field buttnaked and wiggled your arse infront of a horny bull or horse :ere:


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ancient way :cracked:

"every since mankind learned to harvest zucchinis... he has sought to end his life with them, anally..."


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good stuff for a TV movie?
Zucchini's the anal killer: they Zuck!


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