Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
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Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
By Tim Elfrink, Tuesday, Mar. 9 2010 @ 1:23PMSourceIn a case custom-built for Internet pun headlines, a woman crashed her car in the Keys last week while shaving her bikini line in traffic. Megan Mariah Barnes is Florida's first bikini-shaving-related traffic offender of the year. ?Here at Riptide, our high-paid team of tabloid-producing nickname writers spent literally minutes considering the case of Megan Mariah Barnes before deciding to endorse "Pubic Enemy Number One." The Key West Citizen, which broke the story, went with a "Razor Sharp Focus" joke. Not bad, boys; not bad at all. Anyway, back to the lovely Ms. Barnes. According to the FHP's report cited by the Citizen, Barnes was driving about 45 mph through Cudjoe Key last Tuesday when she decided to shave her bikini region while her ex-husband, Charles Judy, steered from the passenger seat. The plan went awry when an SUV slowed in front of Barnes's Thunderbird in order to make a turn. The 37-year-old Barnes, who is unemployed and lists a home address in Indiana, was allegedly too concerned with her trim-job to notice and slow down. Barnes's Thunderbird slammed into the back of the SUV near Mile Marker 21. Check out this fantastic quote in the Citizen story from one of the state troopers who responded: Quote: "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it." The pubic-maintenance crash wasn't Barnes's first brush with the law. In fact, the Citizen reports, she had been convicted the day before the crash with DUI and driving with a suspended license. She faces a new felony hit-and-run charge and two misdemeanors
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Mon May 03, 2010 2:33 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
priorities
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Mon May 03, 2010 4:54 pm |
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Pure
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
Yeah, first bikini line and then roadsafety
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Mon May 03, 2010 5:28 pm |
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fuego
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
now we know the truth about rogue... ^Rogue^ wrote: Had a car accident today. I was distracted for a second (not even by boobs or something ) and got closely aquainted with the trunk of another car.
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max_cady
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
fuego wrote: ^Rogue^ wrote: Had a car accident today. I was distracted for a second (not even by boobs or something ) and got closely aquainted with the trunk of another car. now we know the truth about rogue... I knew it!
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gnollie
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
fuego wrote: now we know the truth about rogue...
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Wed May 05, 2010 1:06 pm |
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CiCi
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
Even I'm not that stupid. I wax!
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enterlexx
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
oh driving!, been reading topic title Diving past couple off days nevertheless pretty stupid to do
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Thu May 06, 2010 6:26 am |
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GRiND
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
CiCi wrote: Even I'm not that stupid. I wax! I think its not the method of hair removal, so much as its the WHILE FUCKIN DRIVING part If you wax while driving, you be a champ!
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Mon May 10, 2010 8:21 pm |
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CiCi
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GRiND wrote: CiCi wrote: Even I'm not that stupid. I wax! I think its not the method of hair removal, so much as its the WHILE FUCKIN DRIVING part If you wax while driving, you be a champ! I've put makeup on while driving and haven't hit anything before.
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Tue May 11, 2010 1:18 am |
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gnollie
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GRiND wrote: I think its not the method of hair removal, so much as its the WHILE FUCKIN DRIVING part You're absolutely right, the whole "while driving" concept does seem rather disturbing when connected with "woman"
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GRiND
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"Woman Drivers - No Survivors"
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Fri May 14, 2010 8:58 pm |
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gav616
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
oh, shit, I thought this was a new film....
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Sat May 15, 2010 1:36 am |
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Pure
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
Could have been
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gnollie
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
Based on a true story
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alus1onZ
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Pure
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
For your fapping pleasure
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alus1onZ
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
Pure wrote: For your fapping pleasure
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Pure
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Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:47 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: Shaving Bikini Line While Driving
Well, we didn't see lower part of her, she may have huge tits and big ass
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