Bear Joyrides In Grand Theft Ursus
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"Apparently the bear nudged the gear shift, put the car into neutral, and went along for the ride as the car slid 120 feet down a hill. When the car finally came to a rest next to a patch of scrub oak, the door slammed shut trapping the now enraged bear in the process... The stereo is missing. The dash is thrashed. The seats are all torn up. And there's apparently a very pungent reminder of what bears normally do in the woods sitting on what remains of the driver's seat."
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