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One-armed, one-legged monkey kills 80 chickens
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Exterminat0r
Anal Muffin
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One-armed, one-legged monkey kills 80 chickens
Quote: Li Chun, from Menghai village, Yunnan province, says the monkey has become a member of his family since he nursed it back to health.
It has become to devoted to the family and performs many chores around the home - but it also copies everything Li does.
When it saw him crack some eggs to make a meal it went into the hen coop and smashed all of the eggs it could find.
And when Li slaughtered a chicken, the monkey copied him and has since killed about 80 chickens, reports the Chuncheng Evening Post. Read more HERE.
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:01 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:08 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: One-armed, one-legged monkey kills 80 chickens
Always these stories are out of China.
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:15 pm |
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Cpt. Scabby
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Re: One-armed, one-legged monkey kills 80 chickens
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:34 pm |
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bigfart
Choo Choo
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Re: One-armed, one-legged monkey kills 80 chickens
what about fucking i think his wife could be happy after 80 times
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:06 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: One-armed, one-legged monkey kills 80 chickens
1 leg, 1 arm and 1 penis would get it right at least once out of the 80 times
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: One-armed, one-legged monkey kills 80 chickens
"Li Chun then became the first and only female Street Fighter. Though she was not as physically powerful as the other characters, she was by far the quickest. Her most famous attack is the Hyakuretsukyaku (Hundred Rending Leg, commonly known as the Lightning Kick), where she repeatedly kicks her opponent from a tilted standing position with incredible speed. She could also blow thousands of men at once. Chun-Li's name is Mandarin; chun ? "spring", l? ? "beautiful", which means she is a single young girl filled with the beauty of spring. Li-Chun received an invitation to the second World Warrior tournament, and discovered that Bison had apparently survived the Thailand base's destruction. With this, she had the clear motive of destroying Shadaloo and avenging her father once again by blowing lots of dudes. The outcome of this tournament is not clear, though her std screening was. There has been no definitive answer as of yet, although regardless of the outcome, Bison himself(!) finally falls at the hands of Ryu's nemesis, Akuma, even though he is gayer than Li-Chun, with smaller 'bre'sts' and more test's'" balls
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: One-armed, one-legged monkey kills 80 chickens
is she also disabled...
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