A 25 year old chicken nugget junkie "Hooligirl" attacked a waitress in Toledo, US. The restaurant was serving breakfast at the time and chicken nuggets were not on the menu. she was offered pancakes with maple syrup, eggs, bacon, french fries, buckets of coffee and the kitchen sink, but being a Chicken Nugget junkie she refused, went into "cold Turkey" and attacked the waitress. The Highway Patrol was called in but by that time the female attacker had fled flapping her wings whilst humming a rendition of "cock a doodle do!". The waitress is now in a state of shock, but managed to give the following statement to the Highway patrol:

"Damn loony bitch, who the fuck eats chicken nuggets at 09.00 AM when you can have pancakes smothered in maple syrup?"