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Greetings, fellow lovers of oddball shit--
I must say, this site is a blessing, just a grand place and I am ecstatic
to have found it. I'm in Southern California, and I love the stuff on here.

I've especially been pissing 'em for "The severed Arm" (1973), which has been posted by the man omong men, Fango, a new hero of mine.

But the f'ed oup thing is, all of the links on this site lead me to the
dreaded, hated, "Cannot find" page! Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I'm desperate, my friends. Why does this happen to me?
I've been looking for that movie since it ate my brain as a kid.

Please help me! Please!
Yours always,
Eric
Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:19 am
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you need to have emule (or a mod) installed

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yeah, you fresh turd!

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Welcome ericmil, make sure you have properly installed eMule. Have a look here for some quick eandom questions/suggestions etc.:
viewtopic.php?f=31&t=18

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Gosh-a-rootie, you guys are swell!
I just KNEW I'd make a lot of friends here.
This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!
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:lol: Well yeah that and being a Ben Affleck Fanboy :cheer:
Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:44 am
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ericmil wrote:
Gosh-a-rootie, you guys are swell!
I just KNEW I'd make a lot of friends here.
This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!
:drool:


I know you are MY friend already

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I can't believe I'm still on this mission...what a f'ed up setup!

So i followed the instruction to set up a server list, and whatya know! I'm connected!

So I get all excited and stuff, but I click on links (I'm dying to see "The severed arm" again, haven't seen it since I was a kid) but no dice, I just get a "cannot load page" in the browser and nothing in Emule.

Then I notice that only my up arrow is green, and the down arrow is red.
I click on all servers in the list, and that never changes.

I just don't get it...I feel fucked in the ass by this stuff.
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Step one.

Download MorphXT here

Step two
run MorphXT

Step three
At the OPTIONS button, general menu, there's a button called: Handle ed2k links
Maybe that should let you click on ed2k links

Step four
Click on the KAD button and select connect
Also make sure you are forwarding your ports correctly

That would be Step five
Go back to the Options button
Go to the Connection menu and click on test ports

Good luck

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El Mariachi, you beautiful bastard, I'm on!
Fuh-hucking awesome!
Thanks!
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