help! Cannot access any of the links!
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ericmil
Freshly Squeezed Turd
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:51 pm Posts: 6
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help! Cannot access any of the links!
Greetings, fellow lovers of oddball shit-- I must say, this site is a blessing, just a grand place and I am ecstatic to have found it. I'm in Southern California, and I love the stuff on here.
I've especially been pissing 'em for "The severed Arm" (1973), which has been posted by the man omong men, Fango, a new hero of mine.
But the f'ed oup thing is, all of the links on this site lead me to the dreaded, hated, "Cannot find" page! Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm desperate, my friends. Why does this happen to me? I've been looking for that movie since it ate my brain as a kid.
Please help me! Please! Yours always, Eric
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:19 am |
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
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Re: help! Cannot access any of the links!
you need to have emule (or a mod) installed
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:21 am |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: help! Cannot access any of the links!
yeah, you fresh turd!
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:17 am |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: help! Cannot access any of the links!
Welcome ericmil, make sure you have properly installed eMule. Have a look here for some quick eandom questions/suggestions etc.: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=18
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:52 pm |
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ericmil
Freshly Squeezed Turd
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:51 pm Posts: 6
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Re: help! Cannot access any of the links!
Gosh-a-rootie, you guys are swell! I just KNEW I'd make a lot of friends here. This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:50 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: help! Cannot access any of the links!
Well yeah that and being a Ben Affleck Fanboy
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:44 am |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: help! Cannot access any of the links!
ericmil wrote: Gosh-a-rootie, you guys are swell! I just KNEW I'd make a lot of friends here. This is the best thing that's ever happened to me! I know you are MY friend already
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:28 am |
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ericmil
Freshly Squeezed Turd
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:51 pm Posts: 6
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well fawk!
I can't believe I'm still on this mission...what a f'ed up setup!
So i followed the instruction to set up a server list, and whatya know! I'm connected!
So I get all excited and stuff, but I click on links (I'm dying to see "The severed arm" again, haven't seen it since I was a kid) but no dice, I just get a "cannot load page" in the browser and nothing in Emule.
Then I notice that only my up arrow is green, and the down arrow is red. I click on all servers in the list, and that never changes.
I just don't get it...I feel fucked in the ass by this stuff.
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Sat May 17, 2008 8:55 am |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: help! Cannot access any of the links!
Step one. Download MorphXT hereStep two run MorphXT Step three At the OPTIONS button, general menu, there's a button called: Handle ed2k linksMaybe that should let you click on ed2k links Step four Click on the KAD button and select connect Also make sure you are forwarding your ports correctly That would be Step five Go back to the Options button Go to the Connection menu and click on test portsGood luck
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Sat May 17, 2008 9:21 am |
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ericmil
Freshly Squeezed Turd
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:51 pm Posts: 6
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Fucking right on!
El Mariachi, you beautiful bastard, I'm on! Fuh-hucking awesome! Thanks!
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