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Her 3 year old computer, running XP has some weird issues.

It's like randomly the CPU stops.
The mouse still moves, but mp3 playing, movie watching or browsing just stop.

If I've the taskmanager on and check processes it should refresh every second.
In this case it's a dead line, nothing is moving, BUT... I can refresh manually and I can see the green grid move.

I've reinstalled every thinkable thing (mobo, sata, video, lan, bios, codecs etc)
I've also scanned for virusses and trojans. Nothing!

I think I'm gonna throw this baby out of the window!

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you run a repair on windows?

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Or did you use a recoverpoint?


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whit that shity program?s that will not work

so i have the solution in my hand

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You know you can do other things with gnollies dick instead of keeping it in your hand?! :hihi:

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Zinger! :ele: :lol:


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Did you check the temperature?

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Done so far

Temperature check : V
Took out memory and replaced it : V
Took out videocard (also has onboard videocard) : V
Took out DVD drive : V
Replaced SATA cables : V
I put in Windows CD and repaired it : V
Uninstalled shitty software : V
Installed Windows on a clean new harddrive just to see if that works : V <-- this seemed to work though

today it got worse as the onboard NIC was showing signs of trouble.
I can't boot anymore in windows, only in safe mode.
Repairing windows doesn't work either

Basicly that computer is fucked. :D
screw the wife, we had an argument today and she can do it herself.

I'm gonna play with my balls now

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El Mariachi wrote:
Installed Windows on a clean new harddrive just to see if that works : V <-- this seemed to work though

well... if this work a reinstall might be a PITA, but it's the solution. ^^

If this doesn't work, then it seems the MOBO is the only thing you haven't replaced yet.

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we had an argument today and she can do it herself

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a comp wife... umn, did you run the latest patches?

and...

did you try to turn her off and on again?

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Well, it's as follows.

I fucked the computer in the ass by re-installing windows again.
But if you look at it closely basicly Bill Gates assraped me since I had to re-install windows.
Now here's the thing. Bill Gates got ass fucked since I'm gonna plan to buy an apple this year. Although it seems Apple is buttfucking me 'cause they are expensive shits.

The horror, the horror

Time for bed.... and some late night sex :ere: with Lux

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