name simon jenkins
live in the uk in this small english village
had loads of girlfriends
like beer
dont smoke
like sex when i can get it
going blind with all these sex channels
age 43
balled as a fart
got a big family 7 sisters 3 brothers
old man 83 age
only ever got beaten to a living hell when i went out with this jap girl,
never ever been out with a bad girl,
like satellite tv scanning the skys got my self a big dish 28.2 east 30 west
got my self a auto update card so i can watch satellite tv for sod all
been to buckingham palace not to see the queen, i was out side the gates looking in
had loads of operations
been and had endescope shoved up ones arse and down the throat but thay never found anything rong
not married
helped bring up baby boy-- hes 13 now
been banned a few times