Machines are buttfucking me
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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 Machines are buttfucking me Well, today it seems my printer says "fuck you, human"
All the prints I do it is cancelling by itself.
I cleaned the fucker through maintenance. I re-installed drivers.
Test printing goes fine, nozzle check is also fine
I just can't print anymore.
WTF
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| Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:26 pm |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
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You want a cuddle? 
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
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damn, I was expecting something more spectacular 
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Pure
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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antropomorphic wrote: damn, I was expecting something more spectacular Something like the Death Machine 
Anyway. I found out something quite interesting about this printing problem.
Still doing research on it.
I can print again, but not a certain picture. I tried it on the printer of my wife. Same thing.
If I photoshop the picture beyond recognition it prints.
But untouched it wont.
I even made a photo of this picture and and copied the photo on my harddrive it wouldn't print.
It's like my printer has banned certain pictures lol
No not porn and no d0c pics.
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| Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:12 pm |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
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does it have money in it?
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Vae Victis wrote: does it have money in it? yeah, I guess I'm busted now 
EDIT: can't find anything on it on the internet
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El Mariachi
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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antropomorphic wrote: damn, I was expecting something more spectacular  El Mariachi wrote: Anyway. I found out something quite interesting about this printing problem.
Still doing research on it.
I can print again, but not a certain picture. I tried it on the printer of my wife. Same thing.
If I photoshop the picture beyond recognition it prints.
But untouched it wont.
I even made a photo of this picture and and copied the photo on my harddrive it wouldn't print.
You have a cursed picture? 
Send it over, I'll exorcise it  Then I'll print it out on my Holy Purified Canon and send it to you by mail. Of course, that would involve certain risks (giving me your mailing address to me is to be mentioned here  )
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
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yes mail me women and children!!!
@Collie I like your new avatar. It like peering into the future!
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gnollie
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grInd wrote: @Collie I like your new avatar. It like peeing into the future! 
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
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Collie_Entragian wrote: grInd wrote: @Collie I like your new avatar. It like peeing into the future! Its like peeing and walking fowards.
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gnollie
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grInd wrote: Collie_Entragian wrote: grInd wrote: @Collie I like your new avatar. It like peeing into the future! Its like peeing and walking fowards. Against the wind... Talk about sprinklers 
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