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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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A shape of shit to come!
So anyways I've lots on my mind and in my ass. First of all the main idea is to finally merge the site with reviews and crap into the forum. I was thinking the simplest way would be to make a new section with subsections. The reviews would then be posts. Now I need to see if Vae has perhaps any ideas on some things I'd like to have inside these reviews, somewhere below or above them perhaps, which would be some sort of script if possible a) a small thumbnail gallery which opens up complete pics, which would be cool to have some kind of uploading mechanism which maybe does thumbs itself so it would be easier when others would post reviews without a need for ftp access to the server. b) some sorta Flash video player..... now this would be nice if an encoded video into this format could also be uploaded like the pics. c) I've no idea if it's possible to have pop-up windies like I do have now in my texts on some words which lead to pics. I had other things on my mind but for now this is it, let's hear constructive suggestions and stuff. The reviewers would be in a special group which is allowed to make new topics aka reviews. Anyways, I'm loving the idea of a more interactive review section and stuff. Anus ----- Mainsite includes:Celebs:Actors:Billy Blanks Branscombe Richmond Casper Van Dien Chuck Norris Daniel Bernhardt David Bradley Dolph Lundgren Gary Daniels Hulk Hogan Jean-CLaude Van Damme Jeff Speakman Leo Fong Lorenzo Lamas Michael Dudikoff Roddy Piper Tor Johnson Actresses:Barbara Crampton Brigitte Nielsen Cynthia Rothrock Kathleen Kinmont Linnea Quigley Directors:Andy Sidaris Edward D. Wood Jr. Godfrey Ho Olaf Ittenbach Uwe Boll Reviews:Movies:Alien 3000 (2004) Deadly Prey (1988) Final Round (1994) Kickboxer from Hell (1992) Series:Renegade - Season 01 Episode 07 - Eye of the Storm
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
I'm just interested in this.
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Tue May 27, 2008 5:43 pm |
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 1:20 am Posts: 3007
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
all the text above that is just a blur, more anus please
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Tue May 27, 2008 6:47 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Well lick my balls then Here I am trying to make the site more interesting and all I hear is a fart. Oh well
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:14 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Lux Delux wrote: Well lick my balls then Here I am trying to make the site more interesting and all I hear is a fart. Oh well I read it again. I still like the Anus part, but those other things would be nice too.
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:24 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Indeed, and it would bring more visitors due to the more regular review posts.
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:27 pm |
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 1:20 am Posts: 3007
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
omg i've just actually read the post, i love the idea, do it! expand! (but you can never have too much anus)
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Tue May 27, 2008 8:02 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
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Tue May 27, 2008 8:10 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Great! Expansion and anus! And more reviews. Awesome Concerning ftp access, I don't think it's a good idea to let ppl (yes, especially me ) to rummage around in there. If nothing better comes up, I s'pose that ImageBot and it's thumbnails will have to do. And for Flash video player... Well, we can always use youtube, can't we?
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Tue May 27, 2008 9:18 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Well I thought it would be better if would encode these clips ourselves to a much better quality with x264 at the same bitrate like youtube, elguaxo tried this and the stuff looks really great. Youtube I can't stand to watch that piece of shit Shit I'll be busy today a lot, but anyways glad to have this going somewhere
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Wed May 28, 2008 10:39 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Lux Delux wrote: Well I thought it would be better if would encode these clips ourselves to a much better quality with x264 at the same bitrate like youtube, elguaxo tried this and the stuff looks really great. Youtube I can't stand to watch that piece of shit Of course, I just wanted to mention that solution if everything else fails. Darn, am I clever for seeing that option or what? Lux Delux wrote: Shit I'll be busy today a lot, but anyways glad to have this going somewhere Yeah, it's probably going in here: -> <- Which is good, ofcourse
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Wed May 28, 2008 10:50 am |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
So let me get this straight; You want the whole review 'site' up your anus and insert them aswell as a subsection into the SBiG forum, right? First thought is why not leave the review site and also insert a subsection at the forum, but that would mean double turds and double the necessary space. So yeah why not
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Wed May 28, 2008 1:51 pm |
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Elsa
Krusty the Clown
Joined: Sun May 18, 2008 3:19 pm Posts: 314 Location: Somewhere in the middle
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
As a new member with no vote whatsoever... Yes! I can not offer any technical help since my skills are not so high and also I don't have time... but ... I can promise a few reviews.
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Wed May 28, 2008 7:16 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Pure wrote: So let me get this straight; You want the whole review 'site' up your anus and insert them aswell as a subsection into the SBiG forum, right? First thought is why not leave the review site and also insert a subsection at the forum, but that would mean double turds and double the necessary space. So yeah why not Lay off the weed Snap I need more free time and more booze ASAP
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Thu May 29, 2008 2:45 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Lux Delux wrote: Snap I need more free time and more booze ASAP The weekend is coming
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Thu May 29, 2008 8:14 am |
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Elsa
Krusty the Clown
Joined: Sun May 18, 2008 3:19 pm Posts: 314 Location: Somewhere in the middle
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
gnollie wrote: Lux Delux wrote: Snap I need more free time and more booze ASAP The weekend is coming Weekend means whole load of shit of work.... so... no free time
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Thu May 29, 2008 10:17 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Elsa wrote: gnollie wrote: Lux Delux wrote: Snap I need more free time and more booze ASAP The weekend is coming Weekend means whole load of shit of work.... so... no free time Too bad for you But I'm still looking forward to it 'cause during the week I work days and nights. On weekends, I work only at night, which means - more free time for me
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Thu May 29, 2008 10:35 am |
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Elsa
Krusty the Clown
Joined: Sun May 18, 2008 3:19 pm Posts: 314 Location: Somewhere in the middle
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
gnollie wrote: Too bad for you But I'm still looking forward to it 'cause during the week I work days and nights. On weekends, I work only at night, which means - more free time for me You don't sleep?
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Thu May 29, 2008 11:35 am |
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gnollie
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Oh, I do. For a few hours, here and there I just wish I could do without it
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Thu May 29, 2008 11:45 am |
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Quasimodo
Wee Fucker
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 3:14 pm Posts: 386 Location: Kroej?a
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
i think that sbig needs a mascot, and im not thinking about d0n
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Sat May 31, 2008 3:03 pm |
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 1:20 am Posts: 3007
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Quasimodo wrote: i think that sbig needs a mascot, and im not thinking about d0n well your not thinking then, both pictures above should be replaces with d0n heads, maybe nakedness should feature, i d0n't know yet, let me finish myself off first.
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:38 am |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Was thinking about this again and I think best way to start off is a subsection for the reviews as Lux mentioned in the first post and instead of those image galleries why not first use thumbnails for the images (uploaded to imageshack or simular) instead of trying to achieve it with database(s) and use (like mentrioned) youtube links for the vids. That way the reviews can get going and if later on it seems necesary or easy to implement the points mentioned in the first post that could get done. Lux, make your woman sign up here, leave her ass alone for 2 hours, so you can make a start
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:22 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Sorry for the lack of input, and now work has caught up with me again. Anyways, I found what I needed for videos http://flowplayer.org/index.htmlso that wouldn't be a prob. We'd have better quality vids than youtube, well at least mine cause I'll be encoding the fuckers with x264 Anyways, I've been thinking and would like it separated from the forum. It seems connecting it with the forum that way would be complicated at least for me cause I don't know jack shit of phpbb anymore I was thinking of making a new design and then the reviewers would have a default template for the review page which they would fill. I'd also give them ftp access where they'd dump the files. And a lot more up my mind and ASS.
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:45 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:49 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Actually, this may be the all in one solution http://www.joomla.org/
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:18 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
I smell something
something nasty
coming down my ass
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:20 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
And http://extensions.joomla.org/component/ ... Itemid,35/Wowzie penis anus. This would give us interactive website with this forum's same database or something.
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:25 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:39 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
Fuck gotta go to work now. Hopefully I'll have time over the weekend to start testing/installing this shit out I doubt I'll have the patience to wait for a newer Jfusion for integration Oh boy boy
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:41 pm |
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cuub
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Re: A shape of shit to come!
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:46 pm |
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