See ya, perverts!

Finally, my time has come and in just about an hour or so I leave on a two week vecetion, on a beautifull island where I'll spend time just with my family and my barbecue... Now, when all the damn toursits have gone home, I'll be able to enjoy myself... . Unfortunately, I'll take my laptop with me (business obligations), so I might check up on you... But I doubt it

Don't get naughty! (yeah right)

Cheers Collie! Have a good time
We're are u of to?

Ah the beautiful Croatian islands

Hope the sea is still warm, take a dip for me

Have fun, get some meat for the barbeque and put your finger in it. Maybe it makes a funny sound.

or something. poo

have a great time, and dont overburn those ?evap?i?i that i know you ll be making!!!

Thanks! I'm off to a small island called Ugljan, lot's of and wonderful red wine...

@Lux: My wife just called me from the beach. Even my 9-month old son was in the sea today, so I guess that it's still rather warm

@grind: If I put my finger on the barbuque, I'll be the one who makes funny sounds

*I didn't say that El M did -grInd*

Can't go wrong then!!! Enjoy!

take care and stay away from the local island brew...

Hey, perverts, I'm back

Damn it was good vacation, lots of wine, local island brew (yeah, d0c ) and various puffing stuff All the tourists have gone home and the population of the village in the winter is cca 1000 people (800 of these are lunatics from the mental asylum nearby ). Now the vacation is over and I'm back to work and I'm so depressed that I'll be stopping in the market on my way back from work and I'm gonna buy me a bottle of haaaard liquor and some junk food and waste myself to oblivion... I was so sad to leave the island that I crashed my mother-in-law's car in the ferry queue

@Zissou: hell yeah, there were ?evep?i?i and they were just fine I'll post a photo when I get home.



Now to check what's new on the Forum....
edit: I see that you've been quite active It'll take most of my workday to read all these posts, but I cannot force myself to work in any case... I'm sooooo depressed, I'm sooo down... It's foggy and cold here in Zagreb and I've just talked to my wife and she told me that it's warm and sunny on the island and that she's just going to the beach... *kneeling, clenched fists, looking up, the camera is above me and rising* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Ey Collie, wOOt wOOt, god to have ya back man! It's a shame though that u gotta go to work instantly. Bring on them pictures!

Yeah, it's a fucking shame, but that's life... (I'm still depressed).

Pics of the barbecue and of the deserted roads will be coming this evening (although I plan to get so drunk that I can't click). Unfortunately, there are no photos of the mental asylum because we were walking around with our 10-month old son and my wife didn't want to go there with him I guess that she knows me well enough to be already somehow concerned about his mental health even without exposing him to the seriously deranged atmosphere <- that smiley doesn't mean that I'm happy... Au contraire, I'm pretty depressed... If you haven't noticed yet...

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot that for one part of the vacation my parents and my mother-in-law were with us so wife&me had some "freedom" at evenings. So, every night we went to "take out the trash" and we'd smoke a huuuge right in front of the local church and adjacent cemetary. The funny thing was that the church is going through some reconstruction and we put down all of our roach-ends in the pile of sand that was used in the process So I can say that we built a little bit of ourselves into that church... (Shit, this looked a lot funnier at the moment than it does written down like this ). On one windy evening I tried to convince the wife to take the laptop with us and watch "Silent Hill" right at that graveyard, but she got too damn freaked for that

WIIIIIAAAHHY!!! welcome back looking forward to see pictures of the girls you banged

Sorry, d0c, 'twas just my wife And no, I don't even think about posting her photos here

oki show us the one you want to show us then

know the feelin man

Anyway, good to see your Croatian cyber-anus back where it belongs

i've just checkjed my photos and I found out that i don't have as half as magnificent and fabulous photos as I expected

Anyway, here are some of those, you can see the raging sea, the creepy church, the highway to hell and the damn good barbecue









I am still recovering from the fiurst workday, but I'm handling it pretty well now with a lot of booze... I've spent cca 20% of my paycheck on booze and frozen pizzas today

MEAT!

AMAZING SHIT!!!

*bumpty bump*

Well, almost a year has passed and it's vacation time again

I'm leaving tomorrow, and I'll be off 'till next Monday. Yup, this year I had to split my vacation in two small 10-day vaciations. And stuff

I... I... I'm gonna miss you all

Have fun!

What are we going to do without you
Have fun

Party Hard for us all!!!

The real question is: What am I going to do with me

Enjoy Collie. You rest, you drink and you touch butt(s)

booze, drugs & give her a good fuck on my behalf

I just came back and miss Collie already

LUUUUUUUXXXX!

My poor ass

There's always room for one more.

Great to have you back.