Post bad jokes here!


Ok i only made this topic so I could post this racist joke I made up, totally racist (which I ain't I swear) but fucking funny!




How do you measure BPT (Black-Person-Time)?



















Cotton Picking Minutes!!!!!
















I totally made that up, tell your friends, impress your mothers!

Mommy, mommy, I got A+ on my math test.
- So what? You still have leukimia

ok here goes.
What is big red and eats rocks? The big red rock eater.

all must to me I am kris kaos

It's back!

not even 15 posts and still a lengend!



or not!

what do you get when you combine black man and octopus???




don't know but it plants cotton like shit=)

What's brown and sticky?










a turd.

lollercaust

thank you for the kind words so here goes my 15th post and another bad joke.
did you hear about the gay guy who was fired from his job in the sperm bank? he was caught drinking on the job.

all must to me I am kris kaos

Daddy walks inside the bedroom and sees mommy shaving her vagina.

"Why are you doing this on our bed honny?" he asked

she pulls out a cucumber outta her ass and says:

"Because we're outta fruit"

What do you call a white man with 20 black guys around him?

Coach.

What do you call a white man with 100 black guys around him?

Warden.

What do you call a white man with 500 black guys around him?

Master.

What do you call 1000 don's at the bottom of the sea?

A start!

hahaha, oh wow

During a recent password audit in a company, it was found that one blondie
was using the following password:
MickieMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento. When asked why such a
long password, she said she was told it had to be 8 characters and include
at least one capital

At least she knows that Sacramento is the capital of California.
I didn't.

But, you would probably know that if you were living there

Most probably.

My brother emailed this one:

Subject: FW: The Man Test!

This should be posted in every mans garage ...and deserves a good laugh!!

1. If you are over forty and you have a washboard
stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked
back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of
your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics and doing the Oprah
diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a
dog, but queer -- it grooms itself constantly but never
scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses
its claws and whines to be fed...
And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here!
I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think
about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!' Jeeez you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, ring pops, baby pacifiers or
any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a gaylord. A
straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw
oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet or tits.
Anything else and you are a homo in training and
undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or
piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual
relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he
defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee,
you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will
never be heard ordering a 'decaf soy latte'. If
you've put a decaf soy latte to your lips, you've
had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors
or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and
custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes.
A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to
remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse
you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile
other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it,
you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts
both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to
cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand
to change the radio station, eat a hamburger or hold his
beer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your
email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings
then you are definitely on the verge of being a salami
smuggler.

you forgot:
#9- If you post this thread, well then ...

Great post, gb!

a few years ago I had to cancel my flight to indonesia, coz of a tsunami. 250000 deaths

now I have to cancel my trip to hawai...200000 deaths

next year I'm going to morocco...wish I was already there...

You want to witnes a slaughter?

news flash!!!! Morocco just sank into the ocean!

ok, penis chases ass... Ass is terrified and hides in the woods pretending it's bear. Penis comes in the woods, and ask the "bear" :

"You've seen some ass running around in these woods?"

ass replies: "Ppppppfffffffff"