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| Author: | ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
Ok so i'm in this forum and there are bunch of Twilight fans. WTF? Freakin fags ! Bring on the best avatar sugestion to molest that disgusting piece of crap that nowadays is called a MOVIE  Where's my torerance? Right up my hairy ass  Im only ok with drunks and homo whales,but not twilight 
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| Author: | ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
You can also molest it any way possible  Author of the greatest idea will receive a blowjob and my authograph 
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| Author: | El Mariachi [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
Don't tell my wife. She loves the movie. I thought it was gay when his face was sparkling in the sun. WTF, he should be burning!!! |
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| Author: | ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
El Mariachi wrote: Don't tell my wife. She loves the movie. I thought it was gay when his face was sparkling in the sun. WTF, he should be burning!!! WTF? Lux likes it? 
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| Author: | Elsa [ Fri May 01, 2009 1:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
Ok, I know I am digging my grave here but: I think I watched the movie like 11 times. Don't laugh, it is a great movie to watch when you need to concentrate on something else. Nothing to thing about, no plot, no acting, maybe some CG and the music is not bad... I also have the 4 books as audio books (got them after the movie), thinking, ok, it CAN'T be so bad when everyone is speaking about it. No, it is WORSE. Am in the middle of forth book and just can't force myself to listen to the end. A 13 year old can write better fanfiction. There were like 3 good scenes in the whole 4 books. Also, did the mistake of listening to the movie with the director's commentary. Director and the two lead actors. OMFG! The girl at least tries, but the guy is totally emptyheaded, selfish and stupid. I wanted to cry for the 2 hours of my life that run away. Another one of my vampiric obsessions that dissapointed me. Suggestion: Let's mutilate the main lead actor. 
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| Author: | ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Fri May 01, 2009 1:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
As long as there will be blood  Bring it on !
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| Author: | alus1onZ [ Fri May 01, 2009 5:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
This MOVIE STIIIIIIIIIINKS like ^@%#$&@%$# It is so much gay that your TV will turn into anus and beg u to fuck it like a monster! |
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| Author: | GRiND [ Fri May 01, 2009 7:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
Maybe I can smell gay from miles off, but thats why I won't bother watching this shit (or any shit like it). Can't judge a book (movie) by its cover (poster)? Fuck yes you can! Plus this just rips off the Sookie Stackhouse series (HBO's True Blood), and adds gay and more gay with some cgi'd gay. Although... this is for children anyway, what did you expect? |
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| Author: | `max [ Fri May 01, 2009 9:10 am ] |
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Plus, the main actor is ugly as shit.  Fuck! Even I`m better looking than him, and I`m one ugly SOB. When I watched the movie, it felt like I was raped.  Dunno why the chicks like that movie so much. It must be some kind of mind controlling devise in the movie, that affects only stupid fags and bitches (no offence, Elsa  ).
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| Author: | El Mariachi [ Fri May 01, 2009 9:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
I believe his hairs stinks too, from what she said in an interview. I dunno, the wife told me.. honestely |
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| Author: | flyingsheepcannon [ Fri May 01, 2009 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
the movie looks like its real good bad-good material i'ma give it a shot with riff trax tomarrow 
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| Author: | ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Fri May 01, 2009 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
The main thing that pisses me off about twilight is that it is oriented to 12-15 y.o. girls who still believes in romance or for those "desperate housewifes". Fuck even definition of romance is getting fucked in the ass by this crap! All i know - i would buttfuck that gay vampire actor just prove he's gay. Seriously, just check out some random forum avatars with twlight chars: Real Love and some shot of "romantic" scene It's not criminals that makes our world fall to pieces! It's movies liek twilight 
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| Author: | fuego [ Fri May 01, 2009 12:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: - i would buttfuck that gay vampire actor just prove he's gay. I think you would buttfuck anything, to prove it's gay...  
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| Author: | El Mariachi [ Fri May 01, 2009 12:57 pm ] |
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fuego wrote: ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: - i would buttfuck that gay vampire actor just prove he's gay. I think you would buttfuck anything, to prove it's gay... Or to show that you are in control... in the slammer |
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| Author: | flyingsheepcannon [ Sat May 02, 2009 7:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
fuck man i just watched twilight with rifftraxs the rifftrax were fucking hilarious but ... the movie........ whoa i can't see how its possible that someone can watch it 11 times without going into a coma 
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| Author: | flyingsheepcannon [ Sat May 02, 2009 6:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
i'ma search for some ammo but only if you actually go threw with your plan, and take plenty of screen shots  
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| Author: | El Mariachi [ Sat May 02, 2009 6:21 pm ] |
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| Author: | GRiND [ Sat May 02, 2009 7:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
Awesome gif! And shit if theres a rifftrax, I might suffer thru it! |
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| Author: | Elsa [ Sat May 02, 2009 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
`max: no offense taken. I feel with you. It is a very good brainwashing material.  Butt let's face it. Chicks like it, because there is that "story" from highschool and first love. Throw in a lonely, broken and oooooold vampire, who is the eternal teenager and you've got the recipe for chickflick. I feel like throwing up whenever I remember the movie, but still, it is better then the sitcom I am currently working on. From that one I am really throwing up, whenever the main hero appears without some garment. (and he is very often in bath or sleeping with some supermodel)  So there are still worse things then Twilight and Bad moon or if they will actually make all 4 books in the movies. They have even thrown out the director who actually made the whole Twilight movie project. I wonder how the second one will be. Good news for those who will have the guts to watch it - if they will keep to the book - there are almost no vampires except for the early beginning and the late end. Oh, and one other detail... the books are FULL of the superlatives sang on the main "hero" vampire. How perfect and so on he is. He is a dick at best from my point of view. So the movie is quite decent in that area. I should better go to my sitcom. |
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| Author: | flyingsheepcannon [ Thu May 07, 2009 3:32 am ] |
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| Author: | gav616 [ Thu May 07, 2009 3:47 am ] |
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whats twiiilight? seriously? anusied |
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| Author: | flyingsheepcannon [ Thu May 07, 2009 4:47 am ] |
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| Author: | fuego [ Thu May 07, 2009 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
| "We are the gay vampires, we suck ya blood from yo dick, ho ho ho" |
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| Author: | lenyadin [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
There's also this soming soon. |
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| Author: | Pure [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
lenyadin wrote: There's also this soming soon. Good one 
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| Author: | Exterminat0r [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
lets bash the hell out of these twilights fags!                           
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| Author: | ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
Awesome work, collection of hate in one place!  Heil Exterminat0r
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| Author: | CiCi [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
That girl needs some antiperspirant. |
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| Author: | enterlexx [ Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
it's sparkle juice can't use a silver ionized deodorant to keep you dry that would be a nono
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| Author: | vohi [ Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans! |
Twilight sucks my ass
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