ok, I decided not to put this in the funny vids thread, coz I made a translation for it
this was filmed in my city & later broadcasted on tv, so its real

I translated the conversation, coz its hilarious

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cop - I'm opening the door
cop - hello
cop - hello sir
cop - hello..hey
cop - hela, sir; police (guy makes some noises)
cop - police
cop - what are you doing here?
cop - sir, hello; have you got your papers on you?
drunk - (makes noise)
cop - what?
cop - come out of your car
cop - come out of your car
narrator - after some time Inspector Johan succeeds in getting the man out his car
cop - why are you sleeping here?
drunk - I sleep where I want
cop - no, you don't
drunk -so you get to decide where I sleep?
cop - yes,
cop - at least not on a public road
cop - you're standing on a place for handicapped people
drunk - thats there..
cop - no thats here..
other cop - there's the sign
cop - have you got some identification on you?
drunk - stick it up your ass
cop - what?what are you saying?
cop - stick it up your ass
cop - wow, I have to stick it up your ass...
cop - where do you live?
cop - in zakkemakka (not a real place, its a word we use to describe "some" place far away that doesn't really exist; or in other words: fuck you I don't want to tell you where I'm going)
cop - in zakkemakka? have you got the papers of your car?
drunk - I don't take all that shit with me
cop - can you turn round for a moment?
cop - sir?
cop - turn round please
cop - sir, turn round
drunk - kiss my ass, don't you have anything better to do?
cop - you're coming with us to the station mate, how bout that?
drunk - why?
cop - coz your sitting drunk in your car
drunk - I can sit in my car where & how I want
cop - give us your keys
drunk - you're not fitted to have my keys (litterally, he's drunk after all )
cop - and keep your legs against the car
drunk - fuck, you guys are 2 dickhead cops
cop - excuse me?
cop - excuse me?
drunk - excuse me... (sarcastically)
cop - excuse me?
cop - come on mate
drunk - what are you calling that?
drunk - retarded cops
cop - thats us )
cop - come on, get in
drunk - get in?
drunk - I'm gonna give you a headbutt on your face (he doesn't say face, but an ugly word that means: hole through which you eat)
narrator - Inspectors Johan & Steve finally got the drunk in their car
cop - I'm gonna move this car
cop - according to the neighbours he's from the neighbourhood, so we won't have to tow him
cop - look, he's at it with his foot again
drunk - where do you get the guts to sit in my car
drunk - you don't have the guts, you're not allowed...
cop - city 3 charlie 11. over
drunk in the back - you don't have shit enough for it..blah blah..
cop - we need a car for support
drunk - support? what for? can't you clean up your own shit??
cop - be clam mate, its not gonna be your best day. that window's gonna cost you some money
drunk - why? coz you think you can do somewhere...
drunk - you don't have the guts to be allowed to sit in my car (makes no sense at this point)
cop - nice; you'll get the bill...
drunk - I'm gonna stick that bill on your face
cop - really??
narrator - because the window is broken, inspector johan has asked for support, this car will take the drunk to the station.
cop - pull him out
cop - whats up mate?
cop - always that struggling...
cop - thats that; thanks guys
cop - yes...we'll move the car & catch up with you
cop - thats gonna cost him a lot of money, I don't doubt that...

when did he smash the window?

when the cop tries to start the drunk's car you hear the window smashing

that drunk had infallible logic