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My girlfriend asked me if I would like to donkey punch her, but I asked her to induce a coughing fit instead. Her cornhole puckered up so tight that I got sperm backwash and blew out my prostate!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punch


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When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

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Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+sock


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Avast! While giving Scott an angry pirate, I ordered him to walk the plank. ARRRRRR
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Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone


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5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.
Drivin a merc is poop and hell for eternaty.


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2. cock
The best goddamn thing in the word. If I could, I'd ride one all day long.
Cocks feel so great in my pussy
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2. cock
The best goddamn thing in the word. If I could, I'd ride one all day long.
Cocks feel so great in my pussy
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock


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second base
1) The second of four bases (including home plate) in the game of baseball.
2) Many argue the status of this base in terms of sexual engagement. Some believe it is intense feeling, while others believe it is a handjob/ fingering. Take your pick.
1) Johnson reached second after pounding a double up the middle. He gave a two finger salute to the crowd, acknowledging his 300th hit.
2) Johnson reached second with his two finger salute pounding up the middle.


two finger salute
1) In an act of fun between to males, one will sneak up behind the other with two fingers and poke him near the anal cavaty, causing an embarassing sensation.
2) In an act between to females, or one male and a female, two fingers are used to penetrate the vaginal opening.
1) Frank gave me a two finger salute while i was taking a piss in the urinal.
2) Frank was given a two finger salute after we found out he wasn't really a guy.


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Cock:
1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists
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Bookmarked :ere:



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it?s so funy ahhhh ahhhhhahhhhh :cracked: :cracked: :cracked:

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