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All we need now is a ever-full bottle of beer and we don't have to leave the house anymore.

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Men, we now have a blow-up doll from Sweden .
These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.
Sizes vary from 1.50 to 1.75m.
The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN SKIN.
It will last two years if used constantly and consistently everyday.
Completely adjustable to any position you want.
100 sensors spread around the body. There are 30 sensors on the private parts. Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.
On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears.
Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears.
When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation.
Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.
Most important she has a voice password which should be protected from disclosure.
Principal characteristics:
She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)
She can move her head in any direction you choose.
Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following: SIZE HEIGHT SKIN COLOR EYES COLOR HAIR COLOR
PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.
NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.
ADVANTAGES.

She is not electric
She does not speak
She does not get fat
She never has periods
She does not pass gas
She never goes shopping
She does not get pregnant
She does not have a mother
She never ever gets headaches
She does not go to the hairdresser
She does not watch soaps or Oprah
She does not care what we watch on TV
She does not frequent internet chat rooms
She will never get elderly human physical attributes
She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman
She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return

Come here, plastic momma! :wild:

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Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:43 pm
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can she do the dishes and cook dinner?

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Vae Victis wrote:
can she do the dishes and cook dinner?


that is for gnollie :cracked: she is only good to :wild:

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So gnollie is going to cook dinner for me and do the dishes afterwards, while I go :wild: ?

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Be my guest :lol:

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I want to :fouet: her
I want to :piss1: on her
I want to :wild: her
I want her to :bloww: me
I want to :burst: her
I want her to :oral: me again
I want to :spanky: her
I want to do :slap: to her
I want to :rain: on her... a lot
I want to :stretch: her
I want to :scored: with her and on her
And when she's not lasting anymore I will :ooaa: her up

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100 sensors spread around the body. There are 30 sensors on the private parts. Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.



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Im curious how she is powered? Battery? And how is it reloaded? Friction or does she have a cable?

Friction would be good. Cable... where would it go?

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:lol: Yeah friction would be the way to go


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cord probably plugs into her ass

so no anal :lol: :ere:

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:D amazing
amazing price too at $6000 standard version :beh:
that are a lot of crackwhore visits :lol:


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Vae Victis wrote:
Im curious how she is powered? Battery? And how is it reloaded? Friction or does she have a cable?

Friction would be good. Cable... where would it go?


Maybe she's like one of them watches that re-wind themselves while you wear them. So, as long as you use her...

Or she uses geothermal power? Ecological sexdoll :ele: :ele:

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:D amazing
amazing price too at $6000 standard version :beh:
that are a lot of crackwhore visits :lol:


Yup. That's the essence of outsourcing :lol:

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cord probably plugs into her ass

so no anal :lol: :ere:


Au contraire, yes anal, with a twist :probe: :hihi:

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well, if they look & feel as real as they say, its something every guy should at least try out once :D

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Can you tit fuck her easily?

And when she gives a blow job, how do you clean it... or wont you and make her a smelly whore eventually

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Cleaning? :hihi: Why it only lasts two years :cracked:


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but where to keep her?
doesn't come with a suitcase for that 6000 bucks
but forget about that
you will always have somekind of corpse to hide :)


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Just put her in the kitchen, maybe she has an extra suprise :gif:


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fuck hiding her!
i'd charge people to use her!!!! put her in the window
they'd have to do their own cleaning of course,
but i'd make mega bucks! :bang: :ele: :pooper:

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Cleaning? :hihi: Why it only lasts two years :cracked:


:cracked: :cracked: :cracked:

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Cleaning? :hihi: Why it only lasts two years :cracked:


So Pure, this means you meant to have her as a REAL wife and have sex once in those 2 years?

I'd fuck her every day so that must give her a new definition of "blow up" doll. Liters of sperm will be absorbed

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Oh boy would she be fat at the end of the run :ele: :lol:


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Pure wrote:
Oh boy would she be fat at the end of the run :ele: :lol:


or better even: expolde in your face

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:haha:


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yeah maybe a hybrid silicon-human will explode out of her belly Alien style


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