Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
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OnlinePredator
Steven Seagal's apprentice
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Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
Whats up fellas, its ya slime OP with an update. I know i've been away from you all but I got to get some feedback from my sBig famalam. Last weekend, I was online chillin on the wire when I met this one dude named Jason (bang bang) we chopped it up on the movie tip and what not. After awhile, the subject of sex came up and dude told me he was into some freaky shit, no doubt. I said I was cool with it, but it wasn't my flavor. Well, he called me up and came over to kick it and play some Modern Warfare 2 and shit. Man, this fool started flirting with me and shit like touching my thighs and pushing up on me on the couch. So, like a G, I let him do the damn thing, you know, suck my dick and shit. I'll tell ya what, that nigga had some fire ass dome for real. I've gotten domed from the best of them and lemme tell ya, this nigga head game was XXXplosive, damned near broke the fool's neck. Now I ain't on that gay shit, but yall don't know what you're missing, real talk.
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:27 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
So what are we missing? Good head or real talk?
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:29 pm |
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OnlinePredator
Steven Seagal's apprentice
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:42 pm Posts: 59
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
Pure wrote: :cracked:
So what are we missing? Good head or real talk? Good head, my dude. If you're scared of turning homo, just close your eyes and pretend its a bitch. Its easy for me and bang bang cause he has long hair already.
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:34 pm |
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
rofl,
defining 'gay' is not hard.
Your gay.
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:52 pm |
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OnlinePredator
Steven Seagal's apprentice
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:42 pm Posts: 59
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
gav616 wrote: rofl,
defining 'gay' is not hard.
Your gay. No, fool. Gay is buttsex. Which is where I draw the line. Bang Bang wants me to do him in the booty, I told him that I ain't down for that. Real chat, I don't even like doin that with bitches. Getting head is just what it is, it doesn't make you gay or sweet or nuthin, though from my experiences thus far, men seem to be much more attentive than females are. I can't speak for all men, but i'll put bang bang's dome skills up against any broad.
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:56 pm |
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elguaxo
End of Level Boss
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:57 pm |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
Soooo, I take it that you don't mind giving head? Since it's not gay and all...
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:31 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:40 pm |
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
love, desire, whatever... can be emotional or sexual or both.
You, have a 'gay' fetish, nothing is bothering you about a person of the same sex giving you fellatio.. but, none of the emotional stimulates are there... thus, making you think your not 'gay'.
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electroneon
Chuck Norris Ball Sweat
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:13 pm |
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elguaxo
End of Level Boss
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:15 pm |
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
** SBiG Classic Quotes Thread **
in pending....
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:25 pm |
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weasel666
Batshit Crazy
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:11 am Posts: 5720 Location: Portugal land of pito
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
oh man for this thread to be perfect, bang bang turns out to be d0n
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elguaxo
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:50 am |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:03 am |
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OnlinePredator
Steven Seagal's apprentice
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
Vae Victis wrote: Soooo, I take it that you don't mind giving head? Since it's not gay and all... Naaahh, bro I am straight. I ain't into giving head. Thats what gay guys do. I mean, are you guys gay cause you touch your peewee's twice a day to urinate and wank off? Thought not. So you see, it is not gay to recieve a dome job from another dude. Its just taking care of business. Put yourselves in my shoes for a minute. You're all alone, no bitches to call, short on bread, ratio low on CG, and you have a pulsing hardon between your legs. Then you meet a guy who says he'll hook you up just for the sport of it. You gonna say no? Thought not. Its just real nigga shit. Sometimes you just gotta get off. That don't make you no faggot homo. As long as i'm not giving or taking nothing between my booty cheeks, i'm straight. I was just calling to attention an alternative for any of you lonely guys out there. There are plenty of dudes out there willing to help if you need it, and you can keep your cash to spend it on other things.
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:39 am |
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gnollie
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin'...
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:32 am |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
So thats where Lux has been.... gnollie wrote: I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin'... haha was thinking the same thing. Hate to break it to OP, but (in your nigg.. i mean urban language) "you be gay, fool!" "You're all alone, no bitches to call, short on bread, ratio low on CG, and you have a pulsing hardon between your legs. Then you meet a guy who says he'll hook you up just for the sport of it. You gonna say no? Thought not. Its just real nigga shit."
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:28 pm |
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
btw I locked all OP's posts here, classic forever!
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:31 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
Don't lock 'em. Who knows who will come up with even better stories in this thread
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:36 pm |
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OnlinePredator
Steven Seagal's apprentice
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
GRiND wrote: So thats where Lux has been.... gnollie wrote: I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin'... haha was thinking the same thing. Hate to break it to OP, but (in your nigg.. i mean urban language) "you be gay, fool!" "You're all alone, no bitches to call, short on bread, ratio low on CG, and you have a pulsing hardon between your legs. Then you meet a guy who says he'll hook you up just for the sport of it. You gonna say no? Thought not. Its just real nigga shit." Y'all just jealous. You know y'all girls ain't even hookin it up right. Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittttt, we even put it too a blind test, i'll bet yall pick bang bang over your bitch. That lil sweet nigga be suckin the thang thang like he tryna get that medication. I got that medicine in my balls, bang bang. And he'll hook up your nuts and ass, too. Most bitches be acting all funny style when a nigga ask them to lick the butt. I got money down that yall girls ain't licking nuts and ass, or at least they ain't lickin your nuts and ass. I'm just saying, sometimes you gotta take that highway to the danger zone. Gotta live on the razor's edge. Fuck it, after work, i'ma bout to hit up bang bang for that midnight mic check. Yall just some sorry scared muhfuckas. I've been onthis mission for a week now and i'm still got my manhood. Aint nothing gay here, punk. Need to get some bang bang in ya life.
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manikbr
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:57 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
yeah but he's the d0n
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:24 pm |
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
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OnlinePredator wrote: I'm just saying, sometimes you gotta take that highway to the danger zone. Gotta live on the razor's edge. Fuck it, after work, i'ma bout to hit up bang bang for that midnight mic check. Yall just some sorry scared muhfuckas. I've been onthis mission for a week now and i'm still got my manhood. Aint nothing gay here, punk. Need to get some bang bang in ya life. yep you SHOULD definitely live on the razor's edge. ya feel me dawg? and now that you are doin again, guess what.... GAY! Its not a bad thing, but you should admit that you are gay, or least bi for now. When I get a blowjob, I look down and theres a sweet little angel... you see some stubble-faced and (I'm guessing) spikey gelled and frosted hair with masculine features. You probably are gonna start making eye-contact (which means its gay) and pretty soon you'll be in a sixty-nine with a hairy ass hole in yer nose and big ol' dick in yer mouth. Hey man if you dig it, and feels good to you, do it do it do it... don't say it ain't gay. ...but you do know we are one the most insensitive forums on the internets right? Expect ridicule, especially from me, cuz I'm a jerk and hate everything. Hey maybe you can blow me?
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weasel666
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Re: Getting Head from a Dude Appreciation Thread
GRiND wrote: ...but you do know we are one the most insensitive forums on the internets right? fuck we are insensitive? thought this was a caring forum pro fluffy animals and shit
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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"pretty soon you'll be in a sixty-nine with a hairy ass hole in yer nose and big ol' dick in yer mouth. " These words actualy brightened my day Grind has firm grasp on any topic Still i think you're going to hard on a gay... oh i meant guy. Yes, you can be in a homosexsual reltionship and don't consider yourself gay and yet that is what we call people like OP today. There's nothing wrong if a dude likes to smoke poles or getting his pole smoked by some one-eyed plumber named Jack. Now here's a golden thought: put some efforts ( it doesn't take much) and get some girls instead. Wanna live on the razors edge? Snort some birth control pills or fuck a fat chick in public toilet - it's all good. Try to break empty vodka bottle with your head ( it does miracles, tried it).
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:05 am |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
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GRiND wrote: ...but you do know we are one the most insensitive forums on the internets right? Expect ridicule, especially from me, cuz I'm a jerk and hate everything. Hey maybe you can blow me? so... You're gay as well?? Fuckdamnit what happened to the internet? Since when is the only save place for a straight guy, actually in the closet!
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