I think my nose is fucked up from the last incident, it has been hurting ever since One tag team night with Grind would be .... FANTASTIC

i agree, we should start a drunken fight club!

Got drunk like a skunk. Just came back home and puked all over m toilet walls to bad i missed it, well who cares and i tried to take a shower and i fucking fell down in it I think it's gonna hurt in the morning

haha awesome.

last night after band, my buddy and i had a few and then i saw a coworker and he bought some whiskey shots. I knew it was over then. so we went some chicks house and had more whiskey and I passed out in her bed and apparently had my leg leaning on the radiator. I woke at 8am, fucked, stole a cig, pissed, and walked home. My leg was hurting, got home and found two third-degree burns, one is a crater! all puss filled and sore, sucks.

It's not even a proper night out if you don't end up with a gangreen, eh? Get well soon

Grind you always overdo it Get well soon!

Ouch, put a cold beer against it

Yeah, a cold beer or a certified surgeon

I'd go for the cold beer

Just remembered some interesting shit that happened to me a few years ago ! I got drunk (yeah as always),really hardcore drunk, don't remember much about that evening,but here's the fun fact - i always sleep on my right side with my hand under my head and when i woke up that morning 5am i had puked all over my hand and tissues of course. I must've done it when i was unconsious

dude you lucky you were on your side, can die that way!

That reminds of a one time maybe two years ago, I ate big bowl of homemade chili, then went up the street to a show with my gf. I left early cuz I felt really dizzy (someone served me a bad drink), so i went home. My girl woke me up screaming cuz I was laying on make and had puked chili all over myself, it filled my mouth and was all over the apartment. I don't remember puking just laying down to sleep. If she came home later, theres a good chance I woulda died smothered, choking on chili. It was damn good chili too, what a waste.

Someone oughta make a song about it, Chili Choked or something

Death by Chili

Leader of a great band died choking on his own puke ( he was insanely drunk and unconsious). (Orgasm of Nostrodamus was the band)

Yup, singer from "Orgasm of Nostrodamus" definitely is the person that first springs into mind when you look for example of a rock-star who passed out drunk and choked in his own vomit

This Thursday was quite an interesting! I'd call it night of the breaking glass Me and my mate got drunk and invited a girl over. We were half way to coma when she came. Three of us started drinking and that's when it began. Firstly my friend fell of the table and broke all three glasses. No problem , we had it worse. Next thing as i was going to the toiled old bastard push me so hard i fell my head forward into a glass door and broke it with my head! I still can feel the consequences . Also i cut my neck a bit, but it looks more like shaving cut. Afterward i don't remember much of the stuff, but in the morning most of the glass stuff was broken (whole floor was covered with glass) and there was a playlist of german oldschool porn playing on the pc Vodka + brandy did the trick

bastard!

See? You shouldn't have invited a girl

Yeah, i remember she hit me in the face for some reason, but can't remember why

You smashed her glass eye?

I think she wasn't glass-eyed pirate

Too bad... Those girls can suck your dick and sing at the same time

the jews call that Kristallnacht!

nice dude. I got more but am too drunk to form sentences right now. But since my girl of 10 years left me early Feb, I been fucking lots! besides burnt legs (which still haven't healed at all), I have found a new talent ;P

Got drunk three days in a row, sobering up is going to be a bitch Got in a fight, had to run from cops anyways that was one hell of a weekend

Stilll drunk , i'm all beat up, at least i'm at home

at least the possibilities of you getting hurt deceases alittle