My husband is a punk bitch!
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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My husband is a punk bitch!
We were out to get breakfast this morning and some dirt bag in the car in front of us throws some trash out his window. I hate litter bugs and told my husband to pull his ass over, taser him a few times and haul him off to jail. My punk ass hubs says "nah, I'm hungry and want some breakfast" He's sleepin' on the couch tonight.
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Fri May 07, 2010 3:09 pm |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:27 am Posts: 6147
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Maybe you should spank him for once
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Fri May 07, 2010 3:47 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Hell no! It's his job to spank me!
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Fri May 07, 2010 3:49 pm |
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^Rogue^
Talented Buttwaxer
Joined: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:51 pm Posts: 8461
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
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Fri May 07, 2010 3:54 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Food goes first
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Fri May 07, 2010 4:39 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Pure wrote: :cracked: Food goes first Microwave dinner for that fuck tonight.
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Fri May 07, 2010 4:46 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Fri May 07, 2010 5:12 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Real man doesn't give a fuck whether someone is littering or o jerking off in public
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Fri May 07, 2010 8:56 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: Real man doesn't give a fuck whether someone is littering or o jerking off in public It's his job to care.
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Fri May 07, 2010 9:01 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Police? If so you better not download miss!
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Fri May 07, 2010 10:20 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Pure wrote: Police? If so you better not download miss! Like he cares.
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Fri May 07, 2010 10:22 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Well not when he's hungry
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Fri May 07, 2010 11:37 pm |
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
hubby's a cop!
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Mon May 10, 2010 8:28 pm |
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telmoMRC
Pito
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:24 pm Posts: 9517 Location: Near The Shity Friends
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
a cop with a small gun at least what it seems
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Mon May 10, 2010 8:46 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Like I would have married him if he had a small gun.
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Tue May 11, 2010 1:15 am |
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:06 pm Posts: 2245 Location: Under a dildo
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
punani size goes with penis size... do you have big cunt then, CiCi...?
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Tue May 11, 2010 10:05 am |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:27 am Posts: 6147
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Not a big cunt, but a big mouth!
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Tue May 11, 2010 10:12 am |
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:06 pm Posts: 2245 Location: Under a dildo
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
yes and if he likes bowling too (ya know, using all three holes) she has a big ass too.
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Tue May 11, 2010 10:14 am |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Silence perverted men!!
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Tue May 11, 2010 1:00 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
CiCi wrote: Like I would have married him if he had a small gun. I dunno, I remember a scene from I think the first men in balck with a small gun...
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Tue May 11, 2010 1:01 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Pure wrote: CiCi wrote: Like I would have married him if he had a small gun. I dunno, I remember a scene from I think the first men in balck with a small gun... Good point.
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Tue May 11, 2010 1:05 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
CiCi wrote: Pure wrote: CiCi wrote: Like I would have married him if he had a small gun. I dunno, I remember a scene from I think the first men in balck with a small gun... Good point. Usually made by people who pack small guns themselves, eh?
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Tue May 11, 2010 2:12 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
I thought you would never ever mention my small dick in public. And if you did you would add to that that although it's small it packs a powerfull punch
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Tue May 11, 2010 2:23 pm |
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
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Tue May 11, 2010 2:26 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: My husband is a punk bitch!
Pure wrote: :lol: I thought you would never ever mention my small dick in public. And if you did you would add to that that although it's small it packs a powerfull punch I don't even know how big your cock is, it's hard to see it from behind. And yes, dear, size actually doesn't matter. To me. In this case
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Tue May 11, 2010 2:46 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Tue May 11, 2010 3:00 pm |
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