We were out to get breakfast this morning and some dirt bag in the car in front of us throws some trash out his window. I hate litter bugs and told my husband to pull his ass over, taser him a few times and haul him off to jail. My punk ass hubs says "nah, I'm hungry and want some breakfast"

He's sleepin' on the couch tonight.

Maybe you should spank him for once

Hell no! It's his job to spank me!

Food goes first

Microwave dinner for that fuck tonight.

Real man doesn't give a fuck whether someone is littering or o jerking off in public

It's his job to care.

Police? If so you better not download miss!

Like he cares.

Well not when he's hungry

hubby's a cop!

a cop with a small gun at least what it seems

Like I would have married him if he had a small gun.

punani size goes with penis size... do you have big cunt then, CiCi...?

Not a big cunt, but a big mouth!

yes and if he likes bowling too (ya know, using all three holes) she has a big ass too.

Silence perverted men!!

I dunno, I remember a scene from I think the first men in balck with a small gun...

Good point.

Usually made by people who pack small guns themselves, eh?

I thought you would never ever mention my small dick in public. And if you did you would add to that that although it's small it packs a powerfull punch

I don't even know how big your cock is, it's hard to see it from behind. And yes, dear, size actually doesn't matter. To me. In this case