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Author:  enterlexx [ Mon May 17, 2010 5:08 pm ]
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ok here is one i had 2 days ago:

me and some woman where standing fully dressed with our backs against each other in some shallow lake.
suddenly i felt a warm glow against my legs and it dawned me she was peeing her pants.
i said: it's alright babe,don't worry, urine is sterile and we are downwind. :D

:haha:

forgot the rest
Author:  ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Mon May 17, 2010 5:18 pm ]
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That's pretty fucked up dream :lol: :cracked:
Author:  Pure [ Mon May 17, 2010 6:52 pm ]
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:cracked: I always forget my dreams the instant I wake up
Author:  bigfart [ Mon May 17, 2010 7:24 pm ]
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once me and a girl - i cant remember her type- kissing ^^ and... suddenly i said i should wash my feet. :aww: woke up, paused for the toilet break when i got back she wasnt there :fouet: :fouet: :censored: :roll:
Author:  ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Mon May 17, 2010 8:45 pm ]
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Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? :cracked:
Author:  bigfart [ Mon May 17, 2010 9:07 pm ]
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote:
Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? :cracked:


honeymoon :cum:
Author:  CiCi [ Tue May 18, 2010 3:29 am ]
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I dream that Claude will take me some day. But he's gettin old so time is runnin out.
Author:  gnollie [ Tue May 18, 2010 7:38 am ]
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Pure wrote:
:cracked: I always forget my dreams the instant I wake up


A blessing in disguise, huh? :lol: :lol:
Author:  gnollie [ Tue May 18, 2010 7:39 am ]
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote:
Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? :cracked:


You took all that birds&bees stuff rather seriously, didn't you? :lol:
Author:  gnollie [ Tue May 18, 2010 7:39 am ]
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CiCi wrote:
I dream that Claude will take me some day. But he's gettin old so time is runnin out.


Jean Claude? He is getting old, but the bump on his forehead is getting bigger. I suspect he's gonna grow his own clone one day.
Author:  CiCi [ Tue May 18, 2010 10:14 am ]
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gnollie wrote:
CiCi wrote:
I dream that Claude will take me some day. But he's gettin old so time is runnin out.


Jean Claude? He is getting old, but the bump on his forehead is getting bigger. I suspect he's gonna grow his own clone one day.

*sigh*
Author:  bugger [ Tue May 18, 2010 12:29 pm ]
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote:
Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? :cracked:


I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around.
Author:  gnollie [ Tue May 18, 2010 1:04 pm ]
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bugger wrote:
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote:
Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? :cracked:


I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around.


Nymphos dream that giant bees are fucking ManWhoFuckedaGoat? :lol:
Author:  ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Tue May 18, 2010 1:14 pm ]
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gnollie wrote:
bugger wrote:
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote:
Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? :cracked:


I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around.


Nymphos dream that giant bees are fucking ManWhoFuckedaGoat? :lol:

I'd pay to see(feel) that :cracked:
Author:  CiCi [ Tue May 18, 2010 3:38 pm ]
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gnollie wrote:
bugger wrote:
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote:
Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? :cracked:


I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around.


Nymphos dream that giant bees are fucking ManWhoFuckedaGoat? :lol:

Um no, we dream of karate Belgian dudes named Claude.
Author:  ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Tue May 18, 2010 8:16 pm ]
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Bad choice woman, goatlovers are far more experienced :probe:
Author:  CiCi [ Tue May 18, 2010 9:40 pm ]
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I require proof of the experience. :!
Author:  ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Tue May 18, 2010 9:57 pm ]
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Should i take a picture of my genitals and post it here? :ere:
Author:  CiCi [ Tue May 18, 2010 10:02 pm ]
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:ere: :ere:
Author:  flyingsheepcannon [ Wed May 19, 2010 1:19 am ]
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uuuuuuuuh, that probably won't be nessessary :lol:
Author:  ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:53 pm ]
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Here's a strange dream for you. I was dreaming of building a pyramyd. A greaT eGYPTIAN PYRAMYD, aT LEAST ONE OF THEM . And these fucking guards were hi9tting m with whips... That was quyite a dream. Im drunk for now but still ... one of the best dreans i have ever had :cheer:
Author:  enterlexx [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:52 am ]
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:lol:
work you slave :fouet:
no water for you today :nono:
Author:  gnollie [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:57 am ]
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Image
Author:  bigfart [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:22 am ]
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gnollie wrote:
Image



so true ^^ we are willingly enslaved by money. the new system :cum:
Author:  CiCi [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:22 am ]
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I dreamed I could breathe underwater and was going to surprise my husband...
Author:  enterlexx [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:48 am ]
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those are the best ones :D
superpower like dreams :lol:
Author:  CiCi [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:50 am ]
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enterlexx wrote:
those are the best ones :D
superpower like dreams :lol:

Pffft! I already have superpowers. :wha:
Author:  ManWhoFuckedaGoat [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 am ]
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Me too , i got titty fucking superpower :ere:
Author:  Exterminat0r [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:20 pm ]
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here is one i had last nite...

i got a bird but it was still in its eggshell then in the evening it did break loose. i put it up on a parrot stand (it was a big noisy fucker with a hell of a beak). while i sat on the sofa i was thinking it must be hungry since its been in that eggshell all day, so i went out to buy it some food. it wasnt easy to find a shop that was open, it was after all getting pretty late (i was thinking the bird must be dying it havent eaten all day, i must hurry up). finally i found an animal shop that was open, i run to the shop desk and asked if they got some bird food. the clerk said they had this box of bird seed, but he wasnt sure it was the rigth food for my bird. so he looked around nervouse to be sure none did see him except me (like he got some illegal dwarf porn hidden under the desk). from under his desk he pulled out a big blue package and placed it firmly on the desk, he said this is what you need. (i was thinking... wow! that was big but the bird was hungry so...) then i did take a closer look at the big blue package and it said 'meat balls'......


then unfortunately i did wake up... and i was like WTF!... Image
Author:  flyingsheepcannon [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:10 pm ]
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dreaming about blue balls :lol:
when was the last time you got laid? :cracked: :ere:
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