ok here is one i had 2 days ago:

me and some woman where standing fully dressed with our backs against each other in some shallow lake.
suddenly i felt a warm glow against my legs and it dawned me she was peeing her pants.
i said: it's alright babe,don't worry, urine is sterile and we are downwind.



forgot the rest

That's pretty fucked up dream

I always forget my dreams the instant I wake up

once me and a girl - i cant remember her type- kissing and... suddenly i said i should wash my feet. woke up, paused for the toilet break when i got back she wasnt there

Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that?

honeymoon

I dream that Claude will take me some day. But he's gettin old so time is runnin out.

A blessing in disguise, huh?

You took all that birds&bees stuff rather seriously, didn't you?

Jean Claude? He is getting old, but the bump on his forehead is getting bigger. I suspect he's gonna grow his own clone one day.

*sigh*

I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around.

Nymphos dream that giant bees are fucking ManWhoFuckedaGoat?

I'd pay to see(feel) that

Um no, we dream of karate Belgian dudes named Claude.

Bad choice woman, goatlovers are far more experienced

I require proof of the experience.

Should i take a picture of my genitals and post it here?

uuuuuuuuh, that probably won't be nessessary

Here's a strange dream for you. I was dreaming of building a pyramyd. A greaT eGYPTIAN PYRAMYD, aT LEAST ONE OF THEM . And these fucking guards were hi9tting m with whips... That was quyite a dream. Im drunk for now but still ... one of the best dreans i have ever had

work you slave
no water for you today

so true we are willingly enslaved by money. the new system

I dreamed I could breathe underwater and was going to surprise my husband...

those are the best ones
superpower like dreams

Pffft! I already have superpowers.

Me too , i got titty fucking superpower

here is one i had last nite...

i got a bird but it was still in its eggshell then in the evening it did break loose. i put it up on a parrot stand (it was a big noisy fucker with a hell of a beak). while i sat on the sofa i was thinking it must be hungry since its been in that eggshell all day, so i went out to buy it some food. it wasnt easy to find a shop that was open, it was after all getting pretty late (i was thinking the bird must be dying it havent eaten all day, i must hurry up). finally i found an animal shop that was open, i run to the shop desk and asked if they got some bird food. the clerk said they had this box of bird seed, but he wasnt sure it was the rigth food for my bird. so he looked around nervouse to be sure none did see him except me (like he got some illegal dwarf porn hidden under the desk). from under his desk he pulled out a big blue package and placed it firmly on the desk, he said this is what you need. (i was thinking... wow! that was big but the bird was hungry so...) then i did take a closer look at the big blue package and it said 'meat balls'......


then unfortunately i did wake up... and i was like WTF!...

dreaming about blue balls
when was the last time you got laid?