Favorite quotes from Urban Dicktionary
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
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Favorite quotes from Urban Dicktionary
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Favorite quotes from Urban Dicktionary
Quote: 5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation. Drivin a merc is poop and hell for eternaty. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poop
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max_cady
SLightly Deformed
Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:42 pm Posts: 2702
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Re: Favorite quotes from Urban Dicktionary
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: Favorite quotes from Urban Dicktionary
I promise I didn't write that entry.
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mersault
Half nude banana
Joined: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:35 am Posts: 26 Location: Misc / Other
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Re: Favorite quotes from Urban Dicktionary
second base 1) The second of four bases (including home plate) in the game of baseball. 2) Many argue the status of this base in terms of sexual engagement. Some believe it is intense feeling, while others believe it is a handjob/ fingering. Take your pick. 1) Johnson reached second after pounding a double up the middle. He gave a two finger salute to the crowd, acknowledging his 300th hit. 2) Johnson reached second with his two finger salute pounding up the middle.
two finger salute 1) In an act of fun between to males, one will sneak up behind the other with two fingers and poke him near the anal cavaty, causing an embarassing sensation. 2) In an act between to females, or one male and a female, two fingers are used to penetrate the vaginal opening. 1) Frank gave me a two finger salute while i was taking a piss in the urinal. 2) Frank was given a two finger salute after we found out he wasn't really a guy.
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: Favorite quotes from Urban Dicktionary
Cock: 1. used by males for reproduction 2. used by males to piss 3. used as a toothbrush for sluts 4. used as a toy for masturbators 5. used as a whip by some male sadists
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telmoMRC
Pito
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Veggie Fridge
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