weird and funny dreams here
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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weird and funny dreams here
ok here is one i had 2 days ago: me and some woman where standing fully dressed with our backs against each other in some shallow lake. suddenly i felt a warm glow against my legs and it dawned me she was peeing her pants. i said: it's alright babe,don't worry, urine is sterile and we are downwind. forgot the rest
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Mon May 17, 2010 5:08 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
That's pretty fucked up dream
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Mon May 17, 2010 5:18 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
I always forget my dreams the instant I wake up
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Mon May 17, 2010 6:52 pm |
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bigfart
Choo Choo
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:13 pm Posts: 679 Location: Middle Pussy
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
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Mon May 17, 2010 7:24 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that?
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Mon May 17, 2010 8:45 pm |
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bigfart
Choo Choo
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:13 pm Posts: 679 Location: Middle Pussy
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? honeymoon
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Mon May 17, 2010 9:07 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
I dream that Claude will take me some day. But he's gettin old so time is runnin out.
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Tue May 18, 2010 3:29 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
Pure wrote: :cracked: I always forget my dreams the instant I wake up A blessing in disguise, huh?
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Tue May 18, 2010 7:38 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? You took all that birds&bees stuff rather seriously, didn't you?
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Tue May 18, 2010 7:39 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
CiCi wrote: I dream that Claude will take me some day. But he's gettin old so time is runnin out. Jean Claude? He is getting old, but the bump on his forehead is getting bigger. I suspect he's gonna grow his own clone one day.
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Tue May 18, 2010 7:39 am |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
gnollie wrote: CiCi wrote: I dream that Claude will take me some day. But he's gettin old so time is runnin out. Jean Claude? He is getting old, but the bump on his forehead is getting bigger. I suspect he's gonna grow his own clone one day. *sigh*
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Tue May 18, 2010 10:14 am |
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bugger
Daddy Poo
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:24 am Posts: 144
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around.
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Tue May 18, 2010 12:29 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
bugger wrote: ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around. Nymphos dream that giant bees are fucking ManWhoFuckedaGoat?
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Tue May 18, 2010 1:04 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
gnollie wrote: bugger wrote: ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around. Nymphos dream that giant bees are fucking ManWhoFuckedaGoat? I'd pay to see(feel) that
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Tue May 18, 2010 1:14 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
gnollie wrote: bugger wrote: ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: Once i was dreaming i was fucking giant BEES. Seriously oversized bees. And they liked it. How sick is that? I bet nymphos have that dream the other way around. Nymphos dream that giant bees are fucking ManWhoFuckedaGoat? Um no, we dream of karate Belgian dudes named Claude.
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Tue May 18, 2010 3:38 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
Bad choice woman, goatlovers are far more experienced
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Tue May 18, 2010 8:16 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
I require proof of the experience.
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Tue May 18, 2010 9:40 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
Should i take a picture of my genitals and post it here?
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Tue May 18, 2010 9:57 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Tue May 18, 2010 10:02 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
uuuuuuuuh, that probably won't be nessessary
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Wed May 19, 2010 1:19 am |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
Here's a strange dream for you. I was dreaming of building a pyramyd. A greaT eGYPTIAN PYRAMYD, aT LEAST ONE OF THEM . And these fucking guards were hi9tting m with whips... That was quyite a dream. Im drunk for now but still ... one of the best dreans i have ever had
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:53 pm |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
work you slave no water for you today
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:52 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
_________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani.
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Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:57 am |
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bigfart
Choo Choo
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:13 pm Posts: 679 Location: Middle Pussy
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
so true we are willingly enslaved by money. the new system
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Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:22 am |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
I dreamed I could breathe underwater and was going to surprise my husband...
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Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:22 am |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
those are the best ones superpower like dreams
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Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:48 am |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
enterlexx wrote: those are the best ones superpower like dreams Pffft! I already have superpowers.
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Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:50 am |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
Me too , i got titty fucking superpower
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 am |
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Exterminat0r
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Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 pm Posts: 6099 Location: Behind the computer
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
here is one i had last nite... i got a bird but it was still in its eggshell then in the evening it did break loose. i put it up on a parrot stand (it was a big noisy fucker with a hell of a beak). while i sat on the sofa i was thinking it must be hungry since its been in that eggshell all day, so i went out to buy it some food. it wasnt easy to find a shop that was open, it was after all getting pretty late (i was thinking the bird must be dying it havent eaten all day, i must hurry up). finally i found an animal shop that was open, i run to the shop desk and asked if they got some bird food. the clerk said they had this box of bird seed, but he wasnt sure it was the rigth food for my bird. so he looked around nervouse to be sure none did see him except me (like he got some illegal dwarf porn hidden under the desk). from under his desk he pulled out a big blue package and placed it firmly on the desk, he said this is what you need. (i was thinking... wow! that was big but the bird was hungry so...) then i did take a closer look at the big blue package and it said 'meat balls'...... then unfortunately i did wake up... and i was like WTF!...
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:20 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: weird and funny dreams here
dreaming about blue balls when was the last time you got laid?
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