I may be a day late, what ever time zone suck my dick
ITS JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME'S BIRTHDAY AND HE'S FIFFFFFTY!!!!



he may be 50, but i bet he could kick my ass 1000 times over


check out some manly pictures I found of him














post your appreciation !!!!

Claude is 50?? I'd still do him.

damn straight you would!!!!!!!!




If my girl friend cheated on me with Van Damme, i'd feel honored
then everytime I did her, it would be like getting my dick kicked by Van Damme

50! congrats Jean Claude
give him a few free lines, think his septum is still intact

anyone know when and why story to that bump in his forehead?....

no idea, but he has it for years.
i was thinking the same thing a couple months ago while watching Death Warrant and was wondering why he never had some surgery done on it...fileling off some bone-bump can't be that hard i think, so i started looking at some of his earlier movies ...present there too, but not got to Bloodsport etc
i assume he banged his head or gave a hard headbang to someone else

Or they may have removed a little something something from his forehead

a cock?

will ask him the next time i see him

(did a bit of searching on the Bump...1 says: it was an accident when he was a child and it involved a swimming pool. and the other one says it's an overgrown protruding forehead (whatever that means) )

he have not have it since child thats for sure must ba an accident kick in the head or something... after bloodsport movie...

think so too
guess we never get a final answer on how and when he got it

maybe he'll tell the world when he's on his death bed

yeah when doing a final roundhouse kick to his own head in a final attempt to look good in his coffin

Van Damme is a very good friend of mine we always hangout in the gym. That bump on his head you guys are talking about i can explain. One time Van Damme was over at my house, i lost some jewelry on the floor. Van Damme went down on the floor very fast, but when he was going up he bumped his head in my bedside table. Van Damme move very fast, i guess you all here have seen his kicks and jumps in the movies, so you all should know what i am talking about. Van Damme moved to fast and didnt see my bedside table and then he got that bump on his forehead, now you know what really happened.


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Bret Michaels

he bumped his head on your bedside while picking up jewelry really fast is probably the best explanation i'll ever hear, about anything