My husband gets me some lingerie for my birthday. How is this a gift for me when he will clearly get more joy out of it than I will?

depends on how expensive it was

is it for wearing or tearing?
as I said before us men have little imagination & prefer to see a woman naked, that way you lose no time

I will start to think that you really have issues...

He's your husband, you'll have to love him no matter what.

So... can we see your gift?

Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something.

Now there's a good idea! Thanks!

Excellent one!!!!
See, you're getting the hang of it
You'll be ok.

ok, so name one present that he could buy for you that you can't accuse him for of having bought it also for his own pleasure.

-shoes? (I love how she looks in them pumps)
-perfume? (I like how she smells with that on)
-a car? (so I get to drive it)
-a dildo? (so she can shove it up my arse)

I mean no offence, but you ARE a woman

Name one reason why you don't deserve a booted foot in your ass.

what did you want instead? rose? at least you can wear the lingerie

I received many roses and they moved me.

oh man, i'm not going to lie
I bought my girlfriend a sexy Santa outfit and a web-cam last year for Christmas
it was great


but seriously,
we buy dinner, drinks, movie tickets, all that shit
at least give us a bone every now and then

Pics or it didn't happen!

really? thats nice, but it doesn't last coz they wither

Depends where you keep them. One of the best Croatian bands, Let 3, they keep them stuck up their asses, the roses are fresh like they were just picked!

God damn roses...I hate how they move people around!
You have to be careful with those buggers or they will move you to some place from which you will not know how to return!
The best way to handle them is, like Gnollie illustrated, to grow a mustache, shove them up ass and play guitar publicly...it's a 100% foolproof
*wink wink nudge nudge*