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CiCi wrote:

My husband gets me some lingerie for my birthday. How is this a gift for me when he will clearly get more joy out of it than I will?

CiCi wrote:

buying her an oven so she can cook you something.

gnollie wrote:

CiCi wrote:

buying her an oven so she can cook you something.

Now there's a good idea! Thanks! :ele:

CiCi wrote:

Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. :beh:

CiCi wrote:

Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. :beh:

Cpt. Scabby wrote:

CiCi wrote:

Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. :beh:

ok, so name one present that he could buy for you that you can't accuse him for of having bought it also for his own pleasure.

-shoes? (I love how she looks in them pumps)
-perfume? (I like how she smells with that on)
-a car? (so I get to drive it)
-a dildo? (so she can shove it up my arse)

I mean no offence, but you ARE a woman

flyingsheepcannon wrote:

oh man, i'm not going to lie
I bought my girlfriend a sexy Santa outfit and a web-cam last year for Christmas :cracked:

it was great :ere:

CiCi wrote:

I received many roses and they moved me.

CiCi wrote:

I received many roses and they moved me.

Cpt. Scabby wrote:

CiCi wrote:

Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. :beh:

gnollie wrote:

Depends where you keep them. One of the best Croatian bands, Let 3, they keep them stuck up their asses, the roses are fresh like they were just picked!

Author:	CiCi [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:38 am ]
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My husband gets me some lingerie for my birthday. How is this a gift for me when he will clearly get more joy out of it than I will?

Author:	Cpt. Scabby [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:33 am ]
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depends on how expensive it was is it for wearing or tearing? as I said before us men have little imagination & prefer to see a woman naked, that way you lose no time

Author:	Toni_B [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:24 am ]
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CiCi wrote: My husband gets me some lingerie for my birthday. How is this a gift for me when he will clearly get more joy out of it than I will? I will start to think that you really have issues...

Author:	`max [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:32 am ]
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He's your husband, you'll have to love him no matter what. So... can we see your gift?

Author:	CiCi [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:02 pm ]
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Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something.

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Author:	gnollie [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:05 pm ]
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CiCi wrote: buying her an oven so she can cook you something. Now there's a good idea! Thanks!

Author:	CiCi [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:08 pm ]
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gnollie wrote: CiCi wrote: buying her an oven so she can cook you something. Now there's a good idea! Thanks!

Author:	Toni_B [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:17 pm ]
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CiCi wrote: Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. Excellent one!!!! See, you're getting the hang of it You'll be ok.

Author:	Cpt. Scabby [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:56 pm ]
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CiCi wrote: Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. ok, so name one present that he could buy for you that you can't accuse him for of having bought it also for his own pleasure. -shoes? (I love how she looks in them pumps) -perfume? (I like how she smells with that on) -a car? (so I get to drive it) -a dildo? (so she can shove it up my arse) I mean no offence, but you ARE a woman

Author:	CiCi [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:29 am ]
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Cpt. Scabby wrote: CiCi wrote: Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. ok, so name one present that he could buy for you that you can't accuse him for of having bought it also for his own pleasure. -shoes? (I love how she looks in them pumps) -perfume? (I like how she smells with that on) -a car? (so I get to drive it) -a dildo? (so she can shove it up my arse) I mean no offence, but you ARE a woman Name one reason why you don't deserve a booted foot in your ass.

Author:	alus1onZ [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:42 am ]
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Author:	bigfart [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:20 am ]
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what did you want instead? rose? at least you can wear the lingerie

Author:	CiCi [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:32 am ]
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I received many roses and they moved me.

Author:	flyingsheepcannon [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:31 am ]
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alus1oNZ wrote: oh man, i'm not going to lie I bought my girlfriend a sexy Santa outfit and a web-cam last year for Christmas it was great but seriously, we buy dinner, drinks, movie tickets, all that shit at least give us a bone every now and then

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Author:	gnollie [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:46 am ]
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flyingsheepcannon wrote: oh man, i'm not going to lie I bought my girlfriend a sexy Santa outfit and a web-cam last year for Christmas it was great Pics or it didn't happen!

Author:	Cpt. Scabby [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:46 am ]
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CiCi wrote: I received many roses and they moved me. really? thats nice, but it doesn't last coz they wither

Author:	gnollie [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:31 am ]
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Depends where you keep them. One of the best Croatian bands, Let 3, they keep them stuck up their asses, the roses are fresh like they were just picked!

Author:	Toni_B [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:42 am ]
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CiCi wrote: I received many roses and they moved me. God damn roses...I hate how they move people around! You have to be careful with those buggers or they will move you to some place from which you will not know how to return! The best way to handle them is, like Gnollie illustrated, to grow a mustache, shove them up ass and play guitar publicly...it's a 100% foolproof wink wink nudge nudge

Author:	Toni_B [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:44 am ]
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Cpt. Scabby wrote: CiCi wrote: Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. ok, so name one present that he could buy for you that you can't accuse him for of having bought it also for his own pleasure. -shoes? (I love how she looks in them pumps) -perfume? (I like how she smells with that on) -a car? (so I get to drive it) -a dildo? (so she can shove it up my arse) I mean no offence, but you ARE a woman

Author:	CiCi [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:05 pm ]
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gnollie wrote: Depends where you keep them. One of the best Croatian bands, Let 3, they keep them stuck up their asses, the roses are fresh like they were just picked!