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Goat in a Gorilla Suit   Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:20 pm Posts: 2511 Location: Under my woolly hat |
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_________________ Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. |
| Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:03 am |
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Goat in a Gorilla Suit Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:20 pm Posts: 2511 Location: Under my woolly hat |
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hzl _________________ Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. |
| Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:04 am |
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Veggie Fridge   Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye! |
NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!
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Goat in a Gorilla Suit Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:20 pm Posts: 2511 Location: Under my woolly hat |
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my grandfather brought me this years slivovica (spirits) and it was great me and my friend drank the whole liter! and i had to get up at 6:30 go to work and to school and back to work. ahh, your head says thank you in the morning if you drink home made stuff. _________________ Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. |
| Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:24 pm |
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Official ShitLover   Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found |
_________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani. |
| Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:42 pm |
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Magical Sex Dwarf  Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:01 pm Posts: 520 Location: croatia,mystical land of ?eva |
............beer,bambus,weed.........party
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| Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:09 am |
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Anal Muffin  Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 pm Posts: 6099 Location: Behind the computer |
Quote: I have been to Hell and back - kissed satanic Queen Traveling at the speed of light - saw thing never seen Arm in arm with Lucifer - Belial on my back I have swam the lake of flames - walked forbidden tracks To Hell - and back To Hell - and back I've made love to Lilleth fair - danced the zombies dance I have shook the reapers hand - broke his deathly trance Present at ungodly births - mutants writhe in pain I'm possessed by Hell itself - I'm the man insane To Hell - and back To Hell - and back Ride with me To Hell - and back You can take a trip with me -Hell's my final home If you wish to live at night -watch the demons roam Holding high the Southern Cross - watch the mortals bleed Drink the blood and feel my wrath - watch the mutants breed To Hell -- and back To Hell -- and back bUUUUUUUUURRP!! |
| Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:55 pm |
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Magical Sex Dwarf Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:01 pm Posts: 520 Location: croatia,mystical land of ?eva |
Happy Little Boozer
He sees himself as the saviour of the world his will is strong and he's felling good. I've known him since the first taste of beer I will meet him many times in a year. Happy little, happy little, happy little boozer... He thinks he is the most famous guy he smiles and laughs and he has a loud voice. He can be very nice he can be full of anger he'll behave very well, right after misbehaving. _________________
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| Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:22 pm |
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Magical Sex Dwarf Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:01 pm Posts: 520 Location: croatia,mystical land of ?eva |
Beer Beer
From evening to morning, and morning to evening, I wanna drink, something stronger than a man. From evening to morning, and morning to evening, I wanna drink, 'cause that's what I am. [Chorus:] Beer, beer! I want beer, from beer I get really drunk. Beer, beer! I need more beer so much I pass out. Beer, beer! I want beer, from beer I get really drunk. Beer, beer! I need more beer so much I pass out. For beer I'm working, for beer I'm fighting. For beer I'll do, whatever I have to. When drunk I'm talking, when drunk I'm joking, when drunk I can be as I've always wanted to be. _________________
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| Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:23 pm |
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Sperm Donation Bank   Joined: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:55 am Posts: 609 Location: Afganistan |
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| Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:06 pm |
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Goat in a Gorilla Suit Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:20 pm Posts: 2511 Location: Under my woolly hat |
 now, now there, be nice  _________________ Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. |
| Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:40 pm |
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I want some Shljivovica
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| Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:57 pm |
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Official ShitLover Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found |
I have some. It's a good one too.
So... Bend over  _________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani. |
| Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:40 pm |
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Magical Sex Dwarf Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:01 pm Posts: 520 Location: croatia,mystical land of ?eva |
i have the ultimate rakija you can find on balkan! if jou don't trust me ask lux
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| Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:10 pm |
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Official ShitLover Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found |
Now that's a pretty bold statement.
_________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani. |
| Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:21 pm |
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Sperm Donation Bank Joined: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:55 am Posts: 609 Location: Afganistan |
I have one word for you guys:
"usko?ka vatrena perovica"  _________________
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| Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:38 pm |
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Official ShitLover Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found |
53 grada? Pfff... Kiddie drink
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| Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:48 pm |
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Magical Sex Dwarf Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:01 pm Posts: 520 Location: croatia,mystical land of ?eva |
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Sperm Donation Bank Joined: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:55 am Posts: 609 Location: Afganistan |
Collie_Entragian wrote: 53 grada? Pfff... Kiddie drink well, let's see yours...i bet its at least 153% hehe _________________
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| Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:28 pm |
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Magical Sex Dwarf Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:01 pm Posts: 520 Location: croatia,mystical land of ?eva |
if you drink my grandfathers rakija you need to drink something alkohol free or you'll burn! ih you drink 0,1l of it you need to drink 1l of water...and if you like to get drunk realy bad then 0,7-0,8l is for 3 persen
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Official ShitLover Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found |
M@re wrote: Collie_Entragian wrote: 53 grada? Pfff... Kiddie drink well, let's see yours...i bet its at least 153% I don't even consider it a drink until it's over 180% You drink it and it evaporates completely through your skin before it reaches your stomach... If you're not flamable after drinking it, it's not rakija |
| Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:54 pm |
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Magical Sex Dwarf Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:01 pm Posts: 520 Location: croatia,mystical land of ?eva |
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Sperm Donation Bank Joined: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:55 am Posts: 609 Location: Afganistan |
 
talking like a tr00 ninja! I will learn form you mastah! _________________
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Goat in a Gorilla Suit Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:20 pm Posts: 2511 Location: Under my woolly hat |
JP, that was a night to remember or forget!!! And my grandfather know what he is doing!!! Tamo gdje uskok stane, tamo trava vi?e ne raste!! _________________ Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. |
| Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:37 pm |
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misses the porn section  Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:35 am Posts: 16 Location: Birtija "Kod ?AKA" |
I don't even consider it a drink until it's over 180%
You drink it and it evaporates completely through your skin before it reaches your stomach... If you're not flamable after drinking it, it's not rakija [/quote]
Such thing is known as raKija. Capital K is obligatory. _________________ 
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| Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:49 pm |
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Official ShitLover Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found |
Bugs Bunny wrote: Such thing is known as raKija. Capital K is obligatory. It depends. If it's really good, all letters should be capital. RAKIJAAAAAAAA!!! |
| Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:08 am |
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Chuck Norris  Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia |
All is good, just drink until you end up in the nut house
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| Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:18 am |
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Official ShitLover Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found |
You think that's an option? Damn, now I'm so scared I'm gonna comfort myself by excessive drinking
_________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani. |
| Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:35 pm |
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Sabrina the Witch Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts |
Damn its early. This song might apply today...
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE LYRICS "I was a Teenage Hand Model" Cozied up to the toilet Face stuck to the floor I met expectations that I was tryin to ignore Job had such patience I wonder, what's that like? One hundred thousand million But I hearThat's what you like So I was thinkin So these cities are sprouting Like a spit in the eye And this world isn't waiting It's just passing me by I just peak in the window Lookin inside The butcher's got a fork in your face I'm standing alive And I was singin |
| Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:51 pm |
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misses the porn section Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:35 am Posts: 16 Location: Birtija "Kod ?AKA" |
Rediscover the forgotten art of bender
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/05_03/05-03-oart-of-the-bender.html _________________
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