ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
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Quasimodo
Wee Fucker
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 3:14 pm Posts: 386 Location: Kroej?a
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
cant remember annything and i even dont have that much of a hangover. i hope that i wasnt a bastard last night like the last time i got drunk and started rubbing my dick all over my past out friend
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:16 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Slayer HHAH wrote: ...I had some good laughs, man, you guys are drunks! Don't you guys have jobs or something? Or do you all work as mattress testers? Or as guinea pigs in alcohol research?... How about work/school and liking to get drunk
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:42 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Quasimodo wrote: ^^ cant remember annything and i even dont have that much of a hangover. i hope that i wasnt a bastard last night like the last time i got drunk and started rubbing my dick all over my past out friend Oh dear god you naughty boy Someone needs spanking
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:07 pm |
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Quasimodo
Wee Fucker
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 3:14 pm Posts: 386 Location: Kroej?a
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:12 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:15 pm |
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Slayer
Living in Nilbog
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:49 pm Posts: 1809
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Hehe, I wish I could do that. On my job, it's impossible. I'd get fired immediately. And for good reason too, btw.
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:44 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Well you wouldn't be the first drunk teacher i got my lessons from (you're a teacher right?)
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:59 pm |
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Zissou
Goat in a Gorilla Suit
Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:20 pm Posts: 2511 Location: Under my woolly hat
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
He is not a teacher... he is the AA counselor. Can you smoke?;) Have some: oujeeeeeee
_________________ Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:33 am |
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Exterminat0r
Anal Muffin
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 pm Posts: 6099 Location: Behind the computer
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! since two peces died yesterday i am having a funeral supper with alot of beer now!!! fuck i have been drinking since 12:00 now its 15:44..... beers dont do it anymore, i dont feel drunk at all... hell i am writing a diary here now, best to stop....
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:43 pm |
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leomanya
Fatter than Steven Seagal
Joined: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:49 pm Posts: 108
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Sounds like a hell of a funeral That reminds me of a Jamaican funeral i saw in london. Music, dancing, drinking, and smoking a LOT. Boy, I want one of those for me.
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
In some parts of Croatia, there's also a lot of food and drink involved in funerals (no smoking though ). A lot of people appear and they drink hard liquor all the time (even at the graveyard). And when the funeral leaves the graveyard, they always leave some booze on the grave in case that someone is late (hm, someone is definitely "late", but not in that sense ) and needs refreshment My friends from those parts always visited graveyards on their way home from gigs
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Luck was on me yesterday when I got a call that I don't have to work (had to at 9 p.m. )... So I went out and boozeefied meself
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:26 pm |
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 1:20 am Posts: 3007
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
jesus im pissed! 7 strongbow and 2 John smiths cask ales.....
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:34 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
I demolished myself with hashish and beer last night. I've been to a great gig - Analena (my favorite local band) and Lvmen, Czech emocorescreamosomething. At first I planned to see Analena and go home, but one friend has talked me into staying to check out Lvmen who I never heard before. I was totally blown away, go see them play if they come near you.
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:42 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Nah that was just you stoned
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:50 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Not at the beginning of the show
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:41 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
I missed out on a lot of booze this week due to work.... Time to fill them inspiration tanks again seeyaz
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Have a nice evening and stay out of trouble, and of Anos his ass
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Anos is not in Zagreb unfortunately But I did waste my ass off with Tomislav and black Lashko... Other than that I don't remember jack shit and my organs hurt.
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Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:14 pm |
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Exterminat0r
Anal Muffin
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 pm Posts: 6099 Location: Behind the computer
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
To The Stoner Who Works At my local Pizza Inn.... You: the guy who answers the phone at my local Pizza Inn Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called my local Pizza Inn. When you answered and said, ?Whatsup?? I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea. Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted biff and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was. We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: ?Sun dried Tomatoes.? When you said: ?We'll bake that right up for you,? we both started laughing uncontrollably. It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out yesterday.
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
What a fantastic night, I don't remember jack shit but I hear it was good and VERY NASTY
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:23 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Night is always better when you know you did something nasty, bu don't remember a thing
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:51 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
_________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani.
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M@re
Sperm Donation Bank
Joined: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:55 am Posts: 609 Location: Afganistan
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Thats a kick ass photo
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Pure
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
I like gnollie AFTER he emptied that bottle
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gnollie
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Only after? Well, it's "after" now Anyway, that was as awesome as it looks. I emptied the bottle and watched some football and then my wife came back home with her best friend and some junkfood and beer. Than we smoked some pots and played some cards (we played preferance - I kicked their asses). Than our friend left and after she was gone we watched Batman on TV. One calm, quality Saturday night
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: ofi?al drunk/stoned tred - from the dip
Well i said i can't drink, beauce of my health. You think that stopped me? Hell no! As a result i'm having a terrible hungover And it's third day Damn seems my drinking days are over for sure Well at least you guys, keep this thread alive Make me proud
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:56 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
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