cant remember annything and i even dont have that much of a hangover. i hope that i wasnt a bastard last night
like the last time i got drunk and started rubbing my dick all over my past out friend

How about work/school and liking to get drunk

Oh dear god you naughty boy Someone needs spanking

spank me hard, o yeah spank me you evil goatfucker

Hehe, I wish I could do that. On my job, it's impossible. I'd get fired immediately. And for good reason too, btw.

Well you wouldn't be the first drunk teacher i got my lessons from (you're a teacher right?)

He is not a teacher... he is the AA counselor. Can you smoke?;)

Have some:


oujeeeeeee

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! since two peces died yesterday i am having a funeral supper with alot of beer now!!! fuck i have been drinking since 12:00 now its 15:44..... beers dont do it anymore, i dont feel drunk at all... hell i am writing a diary here now, best to stop....

Sounds like a hell of a funeral

That reminds me of a Jamaican funeral i saw in london. Music, dancing, drinking, and smoking a LOT. Boy, I want one of those for me.

In some parts of Croatia, there's also a lot of food and drink involved in funerals (no smoking though ). A lot of people appear and they drink hard liquor all the time (even at the graveyard). And when the funeral leaves the graveyard, they always leave some booze on the grave in case that someone is late (hm, someone is definitely "late", but not in that sense ) and needs refreshment My friends from those parts always visited graveyards on their way home from gigs

Luck was on me yesterday when I got a call that I don't have to work (had to at 9 p.m. )...

So I went out and boozeefied meself

jesus im pissed! 7 strongbow and 2 John smiths cask ales.....

I demolished myself with hashish and beer last night. I've been to a great gig - Analena (my favorite local band) and Lvmen, Czech emocorescreamosomething. At first I planned to see Analena and go home, but one friend has talked me into staying to check out Lvmen who I never heard before. I was totally blown away, go see them play if they come near you.

Nah that was just you stoned

Not at the beginning of the show

I missed out on a lot of booze this week due to work....

Time to fill them inspiration tanks again seeyaz

Have a nice evening and stay out of trouble, and of Anos his ass

Anos is not in Zagreb unfortunately

But I did waste my ass off with Tomislav and black Lashko... Other than that I don't remember jack shit and my organs hurt.

To The Stoner Who Works At my local Pizza Inn....

You: the guy who answers the phone at my local Pizza Inn
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called my local Pizza Inn.

When you answered and said, ?Whatsup?? I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted biff and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: ?Sun dried Tomatoes.? When you said: ?We'll bake that right up for you,? we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out yesterday.

Good story!

What a fantastic night, I don't remember jack shit but I hear it was good and VERY NASTY

Night is always better when you know you did something nasty, bu don't remember a thing

Tonight my wife is going out with her chick pack. I'm gonna tuck away my son and than I'll be left alone with my friend here

Thats a kick ass photo

I like the photo but i like the bottle even more

I like gnollie AFTER he emptied that bottle

Only after? Well, it's "after" now

Anyway, that was as awesome as it looks. I emptied the bottle and watched some football and then my wife came back home with her best friend and some junkfood and beer. Than we smoked some pots and played some cards (we played preferance - I kicked their asses). Than our friend left and after she was gone we watched Batman on TV. One calm, quality Saturday night

Well i said i can't drink, beauce of my health. You think that stopped me? Hell no! As a result i'm having a terrible hungover And it's third day Damn seems my drinking days are over for sure Well at least you guys, keep this thread alive Make me proud

I sure will buddy, cause this is my drinking week