Not a new one. It was a one that was "usable" that they got from "THE box". In other words, the only spare one, that works (needless to say)

Actually, I miss those ball mouses... With those, when they started to give you some shit at least you knew what you're going to do - remove the ball and clean the rolls Everybody could feel like an IT whiz for a moment Can't do that with laser, can ya?

Yeah, but at some point you're realizing that you do the roller cleaning part two times a day. And yes, I don't think you can buy new one... anywhere, anymore.

Well, we have a full box so if anybody needs some...

after a night of disco i crash my stupid ,bastard , retarder , gay , motherfucker, car

not everything its bad but 100 euros i can fixed that shit

see you tomorow i need to sleep

Now you can buy a real man's car

So you lost your hubcaps?

it has a rear ligth

I dont need a rear light, I got three guys pushing me

Around here the snow stopped falling about two weeks ago. And since then, I haven't missed a day without shoveling that motherfucker. And yesterday I said "NO MORE!", so I climb to the roof, small roof (well not so small, but the smaller one) on a side building, made entirely out of sheet metal - who caused the main problems, as the son-of-a-bitch snow dragged down everyday. So, I climbed to the roof and pushed all the motherfucking snow and than shoved it away! And it was good, knowing this will be the last time this winter I shove snow. And today I came to work just to find out, that snow from the main building - huge-ass roof, has fallen in front of my store... DAMN IT! And the worst part is: I shove and shove, and the moment I continue forward, the big-ass roof mocks me by dropping more motherfucking snow onto the cleared area. DAMN THAT BITCH-ASS-BITCH!

This just proves my theory; EVERYONE should have a flame thrower (climb on the building, open the roof hatch, kill it with fire, close the roof hatch, enjoy the day). But nooooooo, flame thrower is not for house use.
Idiots.....

i second that

a flamethrower would be my most prized possession

Last night a kidney stone tried to find himself out of mu body, and it hurts like shit... I throw up last night, didn't slept at all, and I feel like shit. And the best part is, this will continue for about five-ten days.

That's suck man,I hope you will be ok very soon!

I'm working today, guess the joke is on me this year

A fuck! Can't you just cut it out with a knife or kill it with fire or some shit like that?!

Just imagine how happy you'll be when you finally hear that motherfucker jingling down the toilet bowl!

simian For President!

Can't wait, SERIOUSLY! I can feel it, it's on the finish lane. But it's probably going to be another sleepless night.

Hope you made it through the night

You're not alone, I'm having some back problems, I knocked the shit out of Toni_B's brick wall on Saturday with a 5 kg sledgehammer and I didn't have a proper rest + yesterday I cycled 60 km off-road which definitely didn't help. This morning I barely got up.

I just got tabasco in my eye...

You thought you were Chuck Norris?

You know a guy that cums tabasco?

Well, I'm feeling better, even though I still feel same negativity from my kidney. I didn't saw the stone, maybe it was just tiny particle. Or maybe it wasn't even that. I didn't went to the doctor, maybe I should've... oh, well. Last night I laid on an electric pillow to warm me up. I thing that did the trick. Anyways, feeling better now, and I'm happy I stopped taking pills. For the last three days I took more pills, than I took for the past ten years. Hate them!

Flash update fucking up AGAIN!!

False alarm... It stung me again, so I went to the ER, and the doctor told me, pretty much what I already new. Except, he was kinda mocking me, for trying home treatment, instead of going to the hospital right away... Motherfucker! Anyways he told me tomorrow to go and see my House MD (I think, this is the right term, in here we call them "Personal Doctors"), for further treatment, which I was gonna do. So, thanks for nothing, doc! Oh, the nurse gave me a shot, and they send me home.

It was worth waiting in the ER, a?

After half of day running from one doctor to another: Three stones (9mm, 7mm, 6mm), a bought a bah of meds, and hopefully I'll be on my feet soon. Preferably before May 8th, `cuz I hate to go to Metallica concert (in Serbia) in this condition. Well, I'll keep whining in here, until I'm better. So you can hope I'll stop quickly.




Don't even want to talk about it...