Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Author |
Message |
Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
|
Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Just saw this in a blog, they better not fuck it up them bastards! Red Sonja (2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800175/
|
Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:57 pm |
|
|
El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
I doubt they will fuck it up
Old one was a nice fantasy movie for kids (even though an arm is chopped off with blood and stuff)
This one is produced by Rodriguez and I've faith that this will be a blood and guts movie and lots of sensuality... or in other words. Assrape, tits and lots of nudity
_________________ Your offer pleases the TechnoViking
|
Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:35 pm |
|
|
^Rogue^
Talented Buttwaxer
Joined: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:51 pm Posts: 8450
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
It has Rose McGowan.
|
Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:36 pm |
|
|
El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
^Rogue^ wrote: It has Rose McGowan. oh yeah, that too
_________________ Your offer pleases the TechnoViking
|
Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:37 pm |
|
|
Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
El Mariachi wrote: ^Rogue^ wrote: It has Rose McGowan. oh yeah, that too so how exactly does that match up agains brigitte nielsen? not that I wouldn't fuck both (preferrebly at the same time)
_________________ undisputed god, certified pedophile, antropomorphic personification & registered sheepshagger full of white cock/asian girl innuendo
I REEK OF CICI'S GREEN PUSSY...
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:36 am |
|
|
Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
I don't know man, I'll have to see some of it first
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:56 am |
|
|
El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
If she trains like Jessica Biel did for Blade Trinity I'm all up for it. Nielsen was big, I'll give you that, but sucked at everything else she did Including Stallone
_________________ Your offer pleases the TechnoViking
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:26 pm |
|
|
El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Biel Look at those arms. Downside is the loss of tit space.
_________________ Your offer pleases the TechnoViking
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:31 pm |
|
|
Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:27 am Posts: 6147
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Roosseeeeeeeeeeee
_________________ Got milk?
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:33 pm |
|
|
elguaxo
End of Level Boss
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:10 pm Posts: 7535
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
_________________ Old2New SBiG URL Replacement Script | SBiG searchplugin my AviSynth Plugins folder | Show Just Image 2 | Doom10
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:34 pm |
|
|
Quasimodo
Wee Fucker
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 3:14 pm Posts: 386 Location: Kroej?a
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
i think its gonna suck ass, most likely they will just load it up with special effects, but overlook the story, or something like that and its gonna be a pretty piece of nothing
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:17 pm |
|
|
enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
hmm perhaps they want to turn it into a trilogy or something, otherwise i see no real reason for a remake apart from the all mighty $ of course
can easily create some other warrior woman from scratch, but once again they play it save
but probably will watch it anyway since it has Rose McGowan, which i like over since she did The Doom Generation back in '95 as that crazy bitch Amy Blue
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:36 pm |
|
|
vohi
Forbidden Entrance
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:56 pm Posts: 1936 Location: Montana, Bulgaria
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:53 pm |
|
|
GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Rodriguez is usually real good, and rose is hot, add some blood and BAM! good movie!
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:11 pm |
|
|
gav616
Mr. TightAss
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 1:20 am Posts: 3007
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
hairy pussy!? BAM! good film. ^
|
Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:47 pm |
|
|
electroneon
Chuck Norris Ball Sweat
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:48 am Posts: 883
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
grInd wrote: Rodriguez is usually real good... Yeah, especially Spy Kids trilogy.
|
Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:32 am |
|
|
gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
gav616 wrote: hairy pussy!? Looks more like hairy butt. Or balls. Hard to say
_________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani.
|
Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:17 am |
|
|
Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
gnollie wrote: gav616 wrote: hairy pussy!? Looks more like hairy butt. Or balls. Hard to say you never know, with her
_________________ undisputed god, certified pedophile, antropomorphic personification & registered sheepshagger full of white cock/asian girl innuendo
I REEK OF CICI'S GREEN PUSSY...
|
Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:41 am |
|
|
Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
|
Samuel L. Jackson Remaking The Last Dragon
Quote: Samuel L. Jackson has the right stuff to play Sho'nuff.
The actor is set to star in a remake of the 1985 cult martial arts classic The Last Dragon, The Hollywood Reporter reports.
Originated by the late Julius Carry, Sho'nuff is the self-proclaimed Shotgun of Harlem, who answers his own questions (e.g. "Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town?") with "Sho'nuff."
Something tells us, Jackson won't have any trouble playing the "baddest mofo."
The 1985 film, a critical bomb, but a financial success, tells the story of Leroy Green's pursuit to become the world's greatest martial arts artist, like his idol Bruce Lee, and achieve the status of the Last Dragon.
Sho'nuff is a thug who repeatedly taunts Green.
The update won't deviate too much from the first and was greenlit to coincide with the 50th anniversary of Motown next year.
Davis Entertainment's John Davis and Kerry Gordy, son of Berry Gordy, who directed the original, are producing, alongside Wu-Tang Clan's RZA and Dallas Jackson, who will also serve as scribe.
|
Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:16 pm |
|
|
enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
The Last Dragon, no way! again:Why?! they should leave this masterpiece alone i see Samuel L. Jackson playing Sho'nuff though, but isn't he getting a bit old with his almost 60 years old?...yes 60
|
Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:40 am |
|
|
Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
it'll stink, that movie is so much more than a martial arts comedy; its about the spirit of the 80's, fashion, good music, etc...
I've seen it tried a number of times & they just can't make em like that anymore
_________________ undisputed god, certified pedophile, antropomorphic personification & registered sheepshagger full of white cock/asian girl innuendo
I REEK OF CICI'S GREEN PUSSY...
|
Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:46 am |
|
|
enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
agreed, spirit of the 80's is long gone always found it to be a good movie decade must because i am of Generation X
|
Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:39 pm |
|
|
Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Quote: According to The Hollywood Reporter:
John Carpenter's cult 1988 film is getting the remake treatment from Universal and studio-based Strike Entertainment, which are in negotiations to acquire the film rights with rights holder Les Mougins.
Strike's Marc Abraham and Eric Newman will produce, while Shep Gordon of Les Mougins and Carpenter will serve as executive producers.
I reserve judgment on news of the remake. If they can find a role for Piper, then I'll acquiesce. If there's no sign of Piper, then it's time to get rowdy.
John Carpenter's They Live in one of the finer B-movies of the 1980s. The story of a construction worker named Nada who finds a pair of sunglasses that allow him to see the alien creatures who plan to invade Earth, it features all the prerequisites necessary for a film to be considered a cult classic.
? It stars professional wrestler (and Canadian!) "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.
? It has one of the coolest movie posters, ever.
? It's directed by John Carpenter, the man behind Escape from New York, Halloween, and The Thing.
? It features the eternal line: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
From: National Post
|
Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:52 pm |
|
|
GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
|
Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:45 am |
|
|
gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
I couldn't care less
_________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani.
|
Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:11 am |
|
|
Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Quote: Rogue Pictures has launched the official website and released the trailer for its remake of Wes Craven?s THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, due in theaters this spring. The company also issued a few new photos, which you can see below. Quote: The new LAST HOUSE, produced by the original?s Wes Craven and Sean S. Cunnigham along with Marianne Maddalena, and directed by Dennis Iliadis from a script by Adam Alleca and DISTURBIA?s Carl Ellsworth, stars Tony (FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI) Goldwyn and Monica (SAW) Potter as parents avenging the brutalization of their daughter (Sara Paxton) at the hands of Krug (Garret Dillahunt) and his gang of thugs. Official Website: http://www.thelasthouseontheleft.com/From: Fangoria
|
Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:23 am |
|
|
GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
|
Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:47 pm |
|
|
enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
hmm not sure, looks like pretty standard stuff i am sure he has done lots, but i only remember Tony Goldwyn from Kuffs with Christian Slater and Milla Jovovich ....it's Meltinggg! screaming on the top of his lungs when his borrowed sports-car goes up in flames
|
Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:28 pm |
|
|
Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Rose McGOVNO The wonders of croatian language
|
Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:11 pm |
|
|
Venom
Goat in a Gorilla Suit
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:28 pm Posts: 2544 Location: Serbia, Land of Pirates
|
Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
_________________ APO PANTOZ KAKODAIMONOZ!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam! Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
You?re a horror fan when someone sees your DVD collection and accuses you of worshiping Satan.
|
Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:18 pm |
|
|
|